lol... kindly soul isn`t he?? ok I`ll rephrase that... he`s a kindly soul except for when he`s telling people on bikechat that he`s spent a couple of nights in my bed (long story and it isn`t what you might think)
Hang on...Im gonna be naughty here and play the posting above off against the 6.13pm posting in the Obsessions thread in Bike Chat.
Then I'm gonna get me tin hat on and hide in a bunker while Claire calms down
OMG!!!! I never thought of that honestly officer, it isn`t how it looks, trust me i`m a nurse blah blah blah!!!
Which bunker are you hiding in??? wouldn`t be the ones near Formby beach would it? I could find you you know! How do I get myself out of this one!
MATT!!!!
R A! behave.. you're a scouser, there aint enough teeth left in the comb ( I am SO dead)
the baggie what?
*rustle rustle... flicking thro pages of me scouse dictionary*