Here's the topic you've all been waiting for...
"SONGS WITH WASHING MACHINES IN THEIR TITLES."
(Fair sets your heart racing, don't it?)
Sugar Candy Kisses.
Sharp Dressed Man.
Bendix, Shape Me.
Pass Zanussi on the Left-Hand Side.
Hoover’s Sorry Now?
Indesit Proposal.
Whirlpool Hall Richard.
Videocon Killed the Radio Star.
Samsung Blue.
Hotpoint Of No Return.
To Servis With Love.
Philipstick On Your Collar.
Are Friends Electrolux?
We're going to hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line. Have you any dirty washing, mother dear? We're gonna hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line. 'Cause the washing day is here
strangely enough Penny (yes I do have too much time on my hands)
Ode de toilet - Brad Paisley (Apparently it's on youtube.)
She says not to buy her flowers Or big expensive gifts She says she don't want jewlery And she doesn't need another dress If I want to show her how much I adore her The best way that I've found Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down
We've been to counseling To try and see the ways we could improve This thing between us And different ways to show each other "I love you" Forget about those getaway vacations To romantic coastal towns If you want to say "I love you" Then put that toilet seat down
'Cause in the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down
I know it's kind of funny You can teach a little puppy But it's very hard to train a grown man When I'm all about my buisiness And the path of least resistance She's the one that suffers in the end
In the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down Down, down
Before this thread splutters to a painful end... there are some individuals who maintain that the line "Decades gliding by like Indians" from Paul Simon's "Rene And Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After the War" refers to the motorcycle manufacturer of the same name.
Just thought it might be worth mentioning, though it probably wasn't.