That's me, living off the land, stalking wild parsnips across the moors... its not easy being a vegetarian survivalist. Right I can't spend all morning talking to you lot, I gotta go and read up on some more survivalist conspiracy theories.
Oh! Really? ONLY 3 YEARS have you lost your mind man??!
That's a lot of motorcycling escapades you're going to be missing out on 😲🤐🤬
Wild Parsnip stalking could become a 'weekend experience' up on the Moors. Start putting up little wooden huts n Bob's ya uncle... I'm not sure about his missus though 🤔🤐😉
I've heard that rogue cabbage can be 'reet hard' so make sure you've got your safety gear on.
You could be making a fortune from unsuspecting bobble hatted folk.
The way it's looking up here I'm not sure I can get a bike down the hill to the village, sheets of ice yesterday morning, black ice everywhere the day before. I suppose I could just push Scootie onto her/his side and give him/her a shove and let gravity do the rest while I walk down across the fields. A bit harsh though, Scootie has feelings too.
It's a beautiful, cloudless, stary night up here and about -4°C. I suspect it's going to be an ice-rink in the morning. So love and hugs to you all but I doubt I'll be coming down tomorrow. Lindsay - please organise the next Christmas Chinwag in the summer if you can. With camping. And beer. Lots and lots of beer 🍻