Hey Rube..... I read as far as page 2 and you can buy something in Ann Summers that`ll make your bits glow in the dark, no need for nuclear power stations!!!
Hope you enjoyed your time off. I`m off from Wednesday thru to next Monday and can`t wait
You just saying that to make me jealous Claire???? lol
And how in all thats holy am I supposed to get into an Ann Summers party...... last time I tried i was skull dragged all over the village.............. pmsl
Just go into an Ann Summers shop Rube!!!!!!!! don`t be shy, say you`re buying it for your woman lol or buy online!
Will enjoy my time off cos my lads home on Thursday and can`t wait.... haven`t seen him for a month!
I think i told you that you would get used to him being away over time and his trips home would be a delight.......... a few more of these and life will be back to normal. Thats the truth. And every homecoming will be a pleasure for you....... except him bringing back binbags of washing of course....... but thats normal. All lads are the same to some degree.
Have a great time off work too, not really jealous cos I couldn't do your job. XXXX
Give it 2 weeks and i`ll probs be asking him when he`s going back lol. They have a washing machine on board the ship and he`s been doing his own washing I`ll have you know..... yes I`m gob smacked too!!!!!
gosh a bloke doing his own washing !!!!!
i bet it was a last resort thing.... you know undies been worn both ways socks crawling about on their own
you enjoy your fella being home claire sod the washing !!!!
By both ways you mean inside out as well.............. amateur.
Inside out and then back to front..... don't need to change them more than once a year then...........