Snogging? How rude!
One prefers to sip one's tea from the finest bone china with one's finger crooked at just the right angle dahn Sarf... If one is feeling awfully naughty, it may be acceptable to permit one's fiance the most fleeting of glimpses of one's ankle. So long as it is in private and NEVER on a Sunday.
'Too true Karey, after all we don't want to catch something nasty from any Southerners we might shake hands with.'
Exactly! or rather.. we don't want to be spreading our precious norvern muck dahn sarf!
*apols to my very nice suvvern friends*
I am perfectly happy to sleep on the floor amongst the rest of you.
Or at least as long as I am raised slightly above it by means of some form of cushioned platform on stilts (bed), itself placed within a box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) with easy access offered via a hinged and lockable portal (door) separating myself from most others, themselves each within their own box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) with easy access offered via a hinged and lockable portal (door).
The only other minor requirement I would insist on is for a second hinged and lockable portal (door) leading from the box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) that I am sleeping in, to a second box formed of masonry and/or timber containing a suitable sink, toilet, shower and bath (en-suite bathroom).
I would suggest that to make matters simpler all of the boxes formed of masonry and/or timber (rooms) should be contained within a larger box formed of masonry that also contains at least one communal eating area complete with staff to cook and clean (restaurant), again at least one seated meeting area fitted with drink dispensers and stocked with assorted snacks, again staffed (bar) and ideally also some form of water based relaxation and swimming area (spa and swimming pool).
I'd suggest we called this a hotel with at least three stars hanging by the front door!!
All that said, I'm happy to sleep anywhere as long as I can have a cuddle!!!
sorted out that little job for ya wills,( i`ve left them in the out house under a couple o tattie sacks) should get enough for a couple of pints for em
Geoff.. u mite find yasen cuddling but not by choice..! lol
JJ/Wills.....am off lampin later.. want sum rabbits? I've not bathed all week...so no fear of the little buggas catchin 'unatural' scent downwind
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