Sweetie, you have met me in the flesh, you should have known i am a good looking "wench" as you term it! You are in sooooo much trouble next time i see you
Ooooh Promises promises....does this mean I get to see you in the flesh again !!! Wow How lucky am I....that's made my day so it's off to the shop and buy mesen a bag of maltesers as a treat
Thanks Geoff I couldn't remember any more but you filled in some of the blanks...I know there's lots more tho isn't there.....but oh well..with old age comes senility and deteriation of the little grey cells
Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, Think I'll go and eat worms. Long thin slimy ones, Short fat fuzzy ones, Gooey gooey gooey gooey worms. Now long thin slimy ones Slip down easily, Short fat fuzzy ones stick. Short fat fuzzy ones Stick between your teeth & all their juice goes "Slluuurrrppp! Aaaah" Bite their heads off, Suck their juice out, Throw their skins away. Nobody knows how I survive on worms 3 times a day!
Interesting how these little things vary region to region.
The version I (vaguely) remember finishes;
"Nobody knows, how fat one grows, on worms three times a day"
Wouldn't like to swear which region I picked mine up from though... given my background it could be anything from Northern Ireland to the States to the Sarf East & various points between ;o)
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