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General Chat/Anything Goes

Deformities

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Deleted Member
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Thats why i dont get them callous things then ! I have never been over 70mph.Thats the speed limit you know ?

Deleted Member @ 08/08/2009 05:05

Deleted User
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XK ... thats NOT since I started riding a bike , my *ahem* assets have always managed to envoke that reaction from Mr P & also a drooling problem too ... strange tho you are quite right ...I am told that it is only when he is around me, he has no issues when I am not about

Deleted User @ 08/08/2009 12:34

Deleted Member
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*supplies Mr P wiv box of issues, for use when Shell not about*

Deleted Member @ 08/08/2009 13:26

Deleted User
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A box of issues ?? LMAO ... cannot really reply to that one .

Deleted User @ 08/08/2009 16:38

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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My calves! Being a little short of leg and having a love of sports bikes (my big ol' CB don't count of course) with high seats I have spent a large part of my biking career with my foot extended when stopped and my calves tensed. The end result is calves that measure over 50cm around!! Getting boots to fit is fun to say the least.

geoffb2005 @ 08/08/2009 17:49

dunans
In: southport
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i was a bit deformed when i fell off. one shoulder was about 4 inches higher than the other for the best part of a week but im back to normal now

dunans @ 08/08/2009 18:53

Deleted Member
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Wud that be one shoulder about 4 inches lower than the other?

Deleted Member @ 08/08/2009 19:14

dunans
In: southport
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osht yeah is that 2 deformaties then?

dunans @ 08/08/2009 22:27

Sapphy
In: Hoddesdon
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I has a rather impressive metal elbow now does that count?

Sapphy @ 09/08/2009 16:38

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impressive i thinks it is..........said in a yoda stylee

Deleted Member @ 09/08/2009 16:39

dunans
In: southport
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only if it sets off metal detectors at airports

dunans @ 09/08/2009 16:39

Deleted Member
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and is shiny chrome too

Deleted Member @ 09/08/2009 16:43

Sapphy
In: Hoddesdon
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actually shiny titanium and yeah it sets off metal detectors, airports, nightclub bouncers you name it lol

Sapphy @ 09/08/2009 16:54

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i would have to see it...but i have had it before usung a "wand" as we call them, when scannning people on the door...its quite funny...

Deleted Member @ 09/08/2009 16:56

Sapphy
In: Hoddesdon
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yep the wand gets me. undertakers gonna make a profit when they've burnt me lol

Sapphy @ 09/08/2009 17:13

dunans
In: southport
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maybe but make em wait as long as u can

dunans @ 09/08/2009 17:18

Deleted Member
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I'll second that

Deleted Member @ 09/08/2009 17:18

Sapphy
In: Hoddesdon
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nearly died a couple times so far but doin me best to stay here

Sapphy @ 09/08/2009 17:50

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