i can hear the tom toms beating in the distance northish from here, they may be coming from wales !!!!!!!!!! think its rube conjouring up a war dance !!!!!!!!!!!!
think rube wouldnt turn down the offer of a sweedish massage to help his aches and pains, failing that its the deep heat, hot water bottle, a mug of horlicks and a early night !!!!!!!!!!
With my aches..... yeah a massage would be good if I knew where to get one from.
A proper massage that is...... not one you might get at Purple Sally's Rest and Recuperation Forum for Gentlemen
lol rube when i passed exams for massage i went for a job that was advertised in the local paper, got there and they offered more than massage !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was a bit green around the gills then and thought they were joking, but they wern't !!!!!
i told them the only extras my clients get are a bigger towel to cover their modiesty, went home dead upset that i hadn;t realised until 30 minutes into the interview. was a nervous wreck going for jobs after that got my own place instead no need for dodgy interviews then
Lord that must have come as a shock to you.
One of those places opened up not far from where my parents lived. I have to admit they were very discrete and the place looked very classy from the outside, not gaudy or anything. People complained though, there was never any problem with the place and even the clients were not troublesome, but the locals didn't want it there. Eventually pressure got to the owner (whoever it was) and it closed down....... the next owners of the premises opened a tacky second hand shop, had stuff all over the pavement, place looked rough, alkies used to sell stuff there to get money for booze, place went to rack and ruin. Locals hated it.... they prefered the massage parlour, but it was too late then.