have never been speed dating,has anyone else ever tried it? how upsetting it must be to find urself at an empty table and no-one wanting to chat to u tho?!
wouldnt even know wot to say ...hello do you come here often or id say the names bond she would say let me guess james bond ,eerr no uni bond - im here to fill your crack .. or my love for u is like diarrhoea - i cant hold it in ... i may be no fred flintstone but i could make your bed rock ..ur your face reminds me of a spanner.. everytime i think of it my nuts tighten .Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??. In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry see i'd be no good at speed dating , not very good at first impressions and remember Don't confuse laxatives with ViagraIt will make you crap in bed!!
Yeah what would you say when you know each other?
A few of us on here have met before.........
"Oh hello again.... do you come here often? What are you doing here? Has dad kicked you out again Mother?"
yeeaaahhh of course we do , dont we rube mmmmm chocolate , if your making dessert then shall i bring some roast lamb ill cook it here first and some root mash...