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notice the devout coward coming to the fore just then???

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rubecula @ 30/01/2007 21:08  

have never been speed dating,has anyone else ever tried it? how upsetting it must be to find urself at an empty table and no-one wanting to chat to u tho?!

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witchiest @ 31/01/2007 10:16  

Oh.......... don't even go there...........

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rubecula @ 31/01/2007 18:33  

wouldnt even know wot to say ...hello do you come here often or id say the names bond she would say let me guess james bond ,eerr no uni bond - im here to fill your crack .. or my love for u is like diarrhoea - i cant hold it in ... i may be no fred flintstone but i could make your bed rock ..ur your face reminds me of a spanner.. everytime i think of it my nuts tighten .Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??. In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry see i'd be no good at speed dating , not very good at first impressions and remember Don't confuse laxatives with ViagraIt will make you crap in bed!!

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millsy @ 01/02/2007 18:36  

Yeah what would you say when you know each other? A few of us on here have met before......... "Oh hello again.... do you come here often? What are you doing here? Has dad kicked you out again Mother?"

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rubecula @ 02/02/2007 11:59  

rotflmao @ millsy

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Di @ 02/02/2007 15:12  

thats funny rube lol , , i rode up to matlock sunday and thought of u lot as i passed the junction for derby.

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millsy @ 02/02/2007 16:21  

i love it in matlock,is that shop,bikers gearbox still there? got a lovely silver and turquoise bangle from there years ago!! xx

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witchiest @ 02/02/2007 16:30  

I haven't got that far up yet, i veered off at Jct 21a !!!!!!!

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Di @ 02/02/2007 16:31  

was that when u came to see me? xx

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witchiest @ 02/02/2007 16:34  

and mallory park second time was to visit you and the rugrats see ya on the 18th? xx

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Di @ 02/02/2007 16:49  

yep,may have rube and millsy rnd then too,if they want some choc cherry crumble!!!

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witchiest @ 02/02/2007 16:54  

you're on

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Di @ 02/02/2007 16:56  

yeeaaahhh of course we do , dont we rube mmmmm chocolate , if your making dessert then shall i bring some roast lamb ill cook it here first and some root mash...

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millsy @ 02/02/2007 17:14  

mmmmmmmm, roast lamb

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Di @ 02/02/2007 17:52  

sounds good to me,havnt had roast lamb 4 ages!!!

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witchiest @ 03/02/2007 11:53  

Whole island had it when the foot and mouth was on.... they burnt everything, smell was everywhere.

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rubecula @ 03/02/2007 22:09  

has it put u off it rube? xx

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witchiest @ 04/02/2007 08:14  

Don't be daft...... It's meat! If I had had access to the sites i would have dug up a couple of carcasses ROFL

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rubecula @ 05/02/2007 14:19  


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Di @ 05/02/2007 16:03  

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