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The things children say

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na, got scooby doo spag still end up with sauce down the front of him

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Di @ 03/02/2007 12:29  

Aww Di he is kid, thats his job.

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rubecula @ 03/02/2007 22:12  

tests out the claims of washing powder manufacturers di!! xx

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witchiest @ 04/02/2007 08:07  

and they don't work on white school shirts @ 40 degrees just done 10 school shirts and had to put them on at 60. now they're whiter than white no more black paint, spag sauce, choc cake, felt pen, mud, grass and stuff i don't wanna know about

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Di @ 04/02/2007 13:44  

te he!! but do they still fit him! or r they now sam size?? i hate emptying kids pockets cos u just dont know whats gonna be lurking in the depths!

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witchiest @ 05/02/2007 07:01  

i make him empty them when he takes 'em off, that's after finding snails in one pocket

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Di @ 05/02/2007 10:30  

I used to keep marsh mallows in mine for lunch.. they melted and usually forget about them... until I heard my mum screaming "you little ......."

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rubecula @ 05/02/2007 14:28  


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Di @ 05/02/2007 15:40  

found a worm and soil once,just the memory makes me feel ill!!! asked kids to empty em once,ended up washing alot of mint humbugs-washing was minty fresh! x

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witchiest @ 07/02/2007 05:58  

tissues, i hate tissues in the bloody wash.

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Di @ 08/02/2007 10:42  

Even worse is the tenner in the back pocket you forgot was there. But thats not the kids though. "Mum/Dad, the cats clean now, where do I put him to dry?" is an eye opener.

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rubecula @ 08/02/2007 12:34  

thankfully i don't do pets

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Di @ 08/02/2007 13:37  

my fish need cleaning out,i hate that job!!

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witchiest @ 08/02/2007 14:25  

rather you than me mate

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Di @ 08/02/2007 15:05  

Fish tank? or are you gutting your dinner?

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rubecula @ 08/02/2007 21:38  

fish tank,i think there are 7 goldfish in there!!!

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witchiest @ 09/02/2007 06:27  

feel for you witchiest i used to have a big bow fronted fish tank an i used to empty twenty buckets about quater way down it and then fill it back up was a nightmare kept it 3 years but was more hassle than it was worth so it went to a new home and couldnt put my hand in it cos hate the toouch of fish an one of the big sucker things used to latch on to your hand shuddering at the thought of that

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storm @ 09/02/2007 18:29  

have gotta do it soon storm,gonna catch em and put em in bowl then get scrubbing the yucky green stuff,yuk yuk yuk!!

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witchiest @ 10/02/2007 16:45  

Aww poor kid, me and me dad had about twenty tanks once and we used to breed fish and put them in shows and things. I'd do it again if I could. Nothing so relaxing as a fishtank to watch.

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rubecula @ 11/02/2007 12:55  

really wish u lived nextdoor now rube! x

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witchiest @ 11/02/2007 14:15  

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