in order to find his equal, an irishman is forced to talk to God,
Yes, Father???
The almighty says "dont change the subject, just answer the fooking question"
Braveheart
a few quotes from the Blues Brothers
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
from the commitments
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.<...>: What did Evel Knievel want? Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.<...>: What? Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.<...>: On a fucking Suzuki?
Louis - "Who's that?" - looking at the dead man in the boot of Ordell's car. Ordell - "That's Beaumont." Louis - "Who's Beaumont?" Ordell - "An employee I had to let go."