Virgo
That description can't be me!
I do like things in their place, they don't stay there for long and end up looking like a bit of a mess, but I know where things are.
Aquarius... Loves to be Naked?! Are they mad lmao.. I recently had a sunbed session.. I couldn't sit down for a week because I burn't my ass after only four minutes! The last time my body saw sunshine was when the stork dropped me in the cabbages... Wouldn't touch "fruit loops" but will atest to being one and yes.. I regularly talk to my "rice crispies" and as for knowing the eating habits of other planets.. I will find out for you later today when I go to Saturn.. but on my life I swear.. if they have those Evil.. Evil.. Green Garden Peas.. the abomination of nature kind.. then thats my finish with this site! And.. i'm not comsically entitled to do what I want because of my star sign.. I'm entitled cos I'm a Woman... ~ Women ~ Perfection Personified and the world would stop if it weren't for us...
Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere
is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a
wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about
the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public
and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if
they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the
past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian
will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at
least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies,
since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she
is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to
the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play
volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the
phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts.
Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are
talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the
conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away
from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you
tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy
because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the
food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if
they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub.
Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and
don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off.
They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquariaus
oh my I do have drift off in convo at times mind just goes else where and for the nakid well just think of the washing ironing and stress free of packing for holidays if all naturist
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere
is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a
wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about
the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public
and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if
they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the
past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian
will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at
least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies,
since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she
is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to
the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play
volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the
phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts.
Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are
talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the
conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away
from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you
tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy
because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the
food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if
they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub.
Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and
don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off.
They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquariaus
oh my I do have drift off in convo at times mind just goes else where and for the nakid well just think of the washing ironing and stress free of packing for holidays if all naturist
Out of body experiences - check Love of rice crispies - - - - check Met a g/f at a funeral - - - check Like getting nekkid - - - - - check Zone out alot - - - - - - - - - check