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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Probably buy something fattening then spend the rest of me tenner on a postage stamp.
I once saw a dating ad that read..
'Lottery winner seeks lovely female to help me spend me tenner'
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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I said to the wife "what would you do if I won the lottery??" She replied "I'd take half of the winnings and leave you" "Well" I said "I won a tenner on Saturday, so here's a fiver, now F**K OFF!!!"
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In: NA
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i'd fu#k off as well, to new zealand.. this country's slowly being destroyed by pussy footing do gooders and foreigners, and stupid speed limits
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wenders
In: Never Never Land
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I would by a farm, with a few hundred acres, and go rescue all the ill treated and unwanted animals, and take the homeless off the streets to help me care for them!!!!!!
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Stroggyman
In: Liverpool
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Wow Wenders the first post in the thread that is so selfless good on ya
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Lol @ BBZ62 and busafeller swearing (good joke though).
I agree with Stroggyman. That’s top class stuff wenders. I reckon it would be a really demanding job, but satisfying.
Another one that stands out is from chickflick75; “….Swimming pool that covers over to a dance floor.”
That would make a great prank as your mates are all peed up on the dance floor… just press the button…..lol
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kaycat
In: radcliffe Manche
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but how menny of u do bye a ticket??? i dont so ill never win
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