Remembering some of the stuff my cousin used to get up to on rallys, top of the list is placing an alarm clock under a friends tent set to go off at 4 am and listening to it disapear in to the distance! lol, God bless him
Tame.. but made me laugh.. mind think anything would make me laugh out loud today...
Santa was very cross... It was Christmas eve and nothing was going right... Mrs. Clause had burned all the cookies... The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys... The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk... To make matters worse.. they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree...
Santa was furious "I can't believe it! Ive got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk.. the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and she isnt even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night.. dragging a Christmas tree... She says "Yo.. Fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass
well it was a couple of days ago but I forget to share it with you all...
I live with my ex and two lodgers one of whom is Australian and a great guy however..
The other day he came home from shopping and unpacked a box of Mince Pies, he proceeded to carefully place one in the microwave to enjoy it warm...fine so far. When it was warmed he removed it and very carefully proceeded to remove its pastry lid....then he went to his cupboard and got the tomato ketchup which he carefully applied to the topless pie..hmm...his face when he took a mouthful was to behold!
I creased up at this,it obv was not the sort of mince he had in mind!!! The others went straight in the bin with exclamations of they are disgusting!! I hope U can imagine....lol
What made me laugh out loud? Yesterday, I got out a twin pack of rubber washing up gloves and found I had 3 left gloves and one right. I've heard of 'two left feet' but not two left hands
Yes Shadowfax.. for sure you are "precious"
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Looking at my sleeping Minx in the car next to me an hour into the journey and wondering where the hell the Snake was
IanT1966.. and his gift of...
Huger than Huge Mince Pies and...
Diet Coke!!
Mind.. stopped giggling when I tasted them.. couldn'g giggle.. was in heaven
My 6 month old granddaughter trying to crawl to me and getting further and futher away from me ... cos shes crawling backwards .... I REALLY shouldnt have been giggling, cos she got soooo frustrated
My kitty being so deep in the land of nod & snoring so loudly he is waking himself up, the thing is he is in the middle of Ian & I on the sofa at the moment & keeps looking at us as if its our fault he is waking up
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