i stayed home did the cookin cleanin everythin,tell me what bloke comes ome an criticeses his wifes work!!i built the hse[well almost!]never had a head ache!!was a attentive to her needs,then one day she aked me if i loved her !!I didnt answer fast enough an now we are divoced!! beware women in thier fifties they are the nuttiest,they go botherin dolphins an get all spiritual,decide to walk to china to help animal charities,as for sex forget it! they really hate men!!right i am ready to be roasted!!
Aern't we all!!!!
Nothing wrong wi a bit of tree hugging tangoman and anybody whos at all spiritual knows that sex is the most powerful way to raise gud energy.I suggest u find ur nearest stone circle and go there on the next full moon,offer urself to the mother moon and wait to be educated(viagra wud be a gud idea)
u sure that won't make u feel somewhat.....eerrr....inadequate,not that i'm making assumptions!
Will pop u sum in the post if u think ur heart can take it,hehe.
Been looking at the list and think I managed to cover a few of them. Rang local College, but they don't do a Sexologist course (#14) - damn the modern education system.
#45 - Shopping???!!?! Shopping is the work of the Devil and must never be done under any circumstances.....anyway, off to Morrisons now !! Can't wait until kids fully trained to do a full week's shop on their own lol
ROFLMHO @ cassie and tangoman, what a double act
Cassie when you said Jacko I thought you meant *Vera's sex- shy other half *Coronation Street
tangoman aint been here 5 mins and he's already slagging us women off (no wonder he DOESN'T need the viagra) I guess he'll fit in fine then *slap*
Hes only being brave cos hes waaay down south kwak,eh tangoman and dinna b thinking ur getting anywhere near me wi those big orange gloves,played customs and excise once before and didna like it!!!
funny how there are more lady bikers oop north[at least on this site!]isay ladies cos i dont know you!an am bein polite!i am surprised i dont need a phrase book.
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