Waking up in the morning and looking at the weather and knowing that it was likely to stay the same for the day - not like these rapidly changing cycles we get now.
Having a laugh with mates outside the local shops without the risk of being cs'd or tasered by the old bill.
When your so used to watching a black and white tv it becomes colour.
When you got more pleasure from the christmas cracker box lid than any of the gifts you got at chrimbo.
Diagnosing auto electrical problems with a paperclip.
Getting your tickover and balance perfect with just the twist of a few screws.
Paying 10p for a packet of polo's and playing pass the polo with the girls without the worry of catching herpes etc...
Carrying a toy gun without the risk of getting shot.
things we don't do anymore....continued.act my age/eat 5 a day/run 100yds for a bus/run for a bus/run/trust the government/trust any politician/react to fire alarms/react to car alarms/fret about my datatool 3 alarm,drink alcohol to excess(okay,that one's a fib)/watch tv much/wear tight jeans/wear trendy!skiddies with some bloke klein's round the back,mine say m&s(suggestions for initial's meanings best kept to yourselves)/explain the offside rule /justify expenditure on bikes to anybody/respond to my real name,fifi ladouche...since you ask,more later love and kisses fifi l.xx
LOL LULU,I liked spangles! Where they the chew fings wi crunchy/sherbert like stuff all intermingled in em??
Sumat i aint done for a longtime is eating Mojo's..they used to be 3 for halfpence when i was a children!
Ha ha Rat! You musta stayed up even later then me. What about Blackjacks too! No the spangles were square hard sweets with diff flavours but they tasted like nothing else did loved them when I were a pup.
run with scissors,tease my sister,read the leaflets about side effects that come with my tablets..............wooof arf arf ,chase the postman up the path,take life seriously-too short!
I dont ave a bath in a little round tin bath wots infront ov an open fire spittin chunks o flamin' wood out at me anymore!
ooh painfull memories there i kan say!
i don't panic when teddy's stopped breathing anymore,i don't step on the cracks on the pavement anymore,i don't leave the safety of the crypt in daylight hours anymore,don't sacrifice to the full moon anymore,pretty boring altogether round here............
i don't tell my therapy counsellor the truth,i don't blackmail the vicar anymore,i don't pay the houshold stafff minimum wage(in fairness they are shiftless halfwits),i don't answer the phone anymore(what are children for),i don't hack people's phones for the news of the world anymore,i don't beleive in santa anymore,or the tooth dairy for that matter.
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