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did you sleep with her boyfriend ?
i lost the middle
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mad munky
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Are they Polos your eating or Trebor mints?
A dead dog blocked the road
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davidneale
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So come on what is your excuse this time for not going to work today?
I couldn't believe it.
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mad munky
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I think I might apply for a security job with G4S it looks easy money for doing nothing, what do you think?
Zips up the back
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How are you going to get out of that Gimp mask?
Peeling them off the walls
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davidneale
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Do you know how I can get some quick bucks?
Well, it was raining!
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mad munky
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Why did you wear that gimp mask to work?
It aids the removal
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davidneale
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Why do you put talcum powder in your gimp mask?
It was all soft and squigy
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mad munky
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Why did you fill you gimp mask with lime jelly?
Sounds stupid to me
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He really thought filling a Gimp mask with jelly would be sexy ?
Thinking is the best way
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davidneale
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How do you get your gimp mask off easily?
They were better than wellies1
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mad munky
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Why did you wear latex socks to bed?
Only on the inside
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davidneale
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Your new gimp mask looks good on you?
Please go steady.
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but i thought you liked it rough ?
I hired a publicist
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mad munky
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Is it true you went to Tesco this week wearing your gimp mask?
It was cheaper to buy a pair
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davidneale
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Why did you buy two monkey bikes the same?
I couldn't work it out!
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did you find out how to get that gimp mask off?
the man with the moustache
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