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Why eat plants?

Animals are made of meat!

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mad munky @ 21/08/2012 07:44  

When I wake up why do I feel more knackered then when I went to sleep?

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Noddy1 @ 21/08/2012 08:34  

It's all to do with where you've "been" in your sleep Noddy Astral traveling can be quite exhausting

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Emzed @ 21/08/2012 11:25  

why is it that even when i make a complete eejit of myself,she still ends up smiling at me patiently??must know something i don't....xx

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jinx57 @ 21/08/2012 15:35  

Cos thats what Loves all about Jinx ...

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Deleted Member @ 21/08/2012 19:48  

how can i argue,you're a woman too,so probably in league with dearheart...

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jinx57 @ 21/08/2012 21:20  

....Hugs to both .xx

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Deleted Member @ 21/08/2012 21:53  

see you at KISS..?

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jinx57 @ 21/08/2012 21:55  

Absolutely Jinx...

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Deleted Member @ 21/08/2012 22:31  

Ooops ...stupid slaptop lol (double posted)

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Deleted Member @ 21/08/2012 22:31  

bjp1960


Shouting at plants reminds me of a 'The Good Life' episode. cant remember which ones did the best though!

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lisaj @ 21/08/2012 22:42  

You shouldn't shout at your plants, as it will upset them and they won't speak to you for days!

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davidneale @ 22/08/2012 06:19  

Think my plants are either deaf or mute then

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mad munky @ 22/08/2012 07:50  

Any info required on this subject we have a Prince who can advise.....not a lot of use for anything else!......oops!

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Noddy1 @ 22/08/2012 09:46  

Do you think Liz is goin to move over and let him have a go or will she just pass it over to Wills?

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Noddy1 @ 22/08/2012 09:47  

Depends on her health

How do i stop getting bitten by mosquitos.

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fantasia @ 22/08/2012 10:26  

goose grease....never fails....!(real answer,p.m. minnie the minx,she'll put you right)

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jinx57 @ 22/08/2012 22:06  

If four wheels move the body and two wheels move the soul...


What about three?!

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Eight @ 22/08/2012 23:11  

Three wheels put a smile on your face
(unless one's just fallen off your car )





What do dogs dream about?

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justjerry @ 22/08/2012 23:42  

You "know" what three wheels do for "you" Emma I think outfits are the nearest thing to the old battle chariots Must be in the DNA Chasing cats and rabbits Jerry ? Do ALL creatures with a brain, dream ?

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Emzed @ 23/08/2012 01:09  

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