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Favourite sayings and Quotes..

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Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat,,, eventually you get pi**ed off

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Sweeny Todd @ 10/09/2012 23:56  

Eugh! what a gross mental image I have now lol

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Sandi @ 11/09/2012 04:42  

dilligaf

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zzrbabe42 @ 11/09/2012 06:10  

Be careful with your words. Once said they can only be. forgiven not forgotten.

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Deleted Member @ 11/09/2012 06:33  

awake,and a pulse............cool.

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jinx57 @ 11/09/2012 08:58  

You never know what a simple act of kindness will bring about....

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Deleted Member @ 11/09/2012 16:20  

Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes........ just be an illusion..

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Deleted Member @ 12/09/2012 08:39  

awake with no pulse, even cooler jinx

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Noddy1 @ 12/09/2012 09:21  

all in vein then,noddy??

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jinx57 @ 12/09/2012 12:07  

if it wasn't for bad luck,we wouldn't have no luck at all........

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jinx57 @ 12/09/2012 12:08  

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time ...

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2012 20:51  

You cannot depend on your eyes when you imagination is out of focus...

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2012 10:26  

Situation Normal ,All F*cked Up......(snafu) us forces catchphrase w.w.2 on.

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jinx57 @ 14/09/2012 15:03  

Hey yew gotta loight, boy? Iceni way of enquiring whether you might have a means of igniting a cigarette.

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2012 17:49  

Adventure before Dementia

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Sweeny Todd @ 15/09/2012 19:06  

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world...

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Deleted Member @ 15/09/2012 21:30  

One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else...

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Deleted Member @ 15/09/2012 21:32  

if all life hands you is lemons ,make lemonade ..if life hands you tequila ,its margherita time lol

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andydobby @ 15/09/2012 22:45  

.... And in the end, it's not the year's in your life that count. It's the life in your year's...

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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2012 14:41  

A couple of good ones I used to hear,

Sweating like a bootneck in a spelling test........

She swears like a dockyard hooker...

Face only a mother could love....

She/ he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.....climbed back up and fell again!

Fecking do one or I'll smack the ugly outta ya!

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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2012 15:29  

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