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Sweeny Todd
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Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat,,, eventually you get pi**ed off
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Be careful with your words. Once said they can only be. forgiven not forgotten.
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You never know what a simple act of kindness will bring about....
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Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes........ just be an illusion..
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jinx57
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if it wasn't for bad luck,we wouldn't have no luck at all........
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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time ...
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You cannot depend on your eyes when you imagination is out of focus...
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jinx57
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Situation Normal ,All F*cked Up......(snafu) us forces catchphrase w.w.2 on.
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Hey yew gotta loight, boy?
Iceni way of enquiring whether you might have a means of igniting a cigarette.
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Sweeny Todd
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world...
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One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else...
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andydobby
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if all life hands you is lemons ,make lemonade ..if life hands you tequila ,its margherita time lol
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.... And in the end, it's not the year's in your life that count. It's the life in your year's...
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A couple of good ones I used to hear,
Sweating like a bootneck in a spelling test........
She swears like a dockyard hooker...
Face only a mother could love....
She/ he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.....climbed back up and fell again!
Fecking do one or I'll smack the ugly outta ya!
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