davidneale
In: London
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Who gave you your gimp mask?
It's the thought that counts.
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Why did you give your used gimp mask to Granny on her birthday?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Why did my granny go blue when she borrowed my gimp mask?
Every time I used it I broke it.
Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 36492
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Are you still riding that old BMW?
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Is that a new bike or have you resprayed it?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Why don't you drop that off at the charity shop?
Oh dear I did it again!
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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I hear you've been going to work wearing your gimp mask?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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nice gimp mask!
I thought it was quite a long way.
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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is it far to the fetish shop?
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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What were you doing Sunday, you never turned up and I had the gimp mask and leather straps ready?
Deleted Member
In: NA
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why did you fit brass buckles on the bondage straps ?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Your bike chain smells nice!
She was a blacksmiths daughter.
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Why did your wife take a bucket of piss and horse shoes to bed?
Deleted Member
In: NA
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why all the fuss about a damaged gimp mask ?
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Where were you when you discovered you were a lesbian?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Those condoms look second hand.
I thought I would go to Clacton.
Deleted Member
In: NA
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where were you taking your sleeping girlfriend?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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What is it like sleeping on a bed of nails?
I just realised its nearly Thursday.
mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Why do you go on about Thursday?
davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Why do you go on about Thursday?
Not enough people put much importance on Thursday! Thursday needs to be revived.
When your pillion fell off the back of your bike, you seemed sure that grab handles was strong enough.
It's not a drag bike!
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