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Oooooops....sorry about that Oggy, promise i'll be far more careful not to use the 'c' word in the future!

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Triumph_Sy @ 30/10/2008 17:30  

fkn heated grips great when there hot!!!wired up to live ignition [after connectin to battery an drainin it cause i left em on!!]now they dont get very hot!! wtfgo!!

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tangoman60 @ 31/10/2008 11:44  

Specially

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Wannabe @ 31/10/2008 15:40  

Specially for TM, a Friday afternoon rant. Since when did we get feckin' trick or treaters targetting offices in the middle of the afternoon?!!! I wouldn't mind so much if it was the cute little sprogs out with their Mum n Dad, all dressed up, but it's the friggin' 16 year olds just standing there grunting at me with their lazy mitts held out, expecting cash. Just as well the boss has naffed off for the weekend.

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Wannabe @ 31/10/2008 15:40  

I`m lucky enough to have dormer shaped windows upstairs and the water pistol is well primed for tonights events....I so excited all the ickle monsters are gonna get soaked. Lights off; door baracaded, door bell disconnected, black cat stashed away. Let the fun begin! Although however, I am the guilty one used to set a bag of dog whoopsy on fire, knoking on some poor persons door and doing a runner in my youth. Hay happy days

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yammy24 @ 31/10/2008 16:25  

I'm shocked Yammy!! Can't say I ever did anything like that

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Oggy @ 31/10/2008 16:29  

Hey you try it, it sure beats been bored.

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yammy24 @ 31/10/2008 16:35  

i have an AK47 !!nah course i aint!!got some molotov cocktails instead!burn in hell you stupid little toe rag's!!

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tangoman60 @ 31/10/2008 16:38  

Sure beats the water pistol. I`m going for the kill.

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yammy24 @ 31/10/2008 17:45  

Water Pistols? - Bollards - use Flamethrowers u wimps!

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Deleted Member @ 31/10/2008 19:06  

It's Saturday... Therefore I can have a lie in.

So why did I wake up @ flipping 4am?

GGGggggrrrr...

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Wannabe @ 08/11/2008 05:00  

Dunno the answer to that But what's wrong with reading a boring book and then just nodding off? I can recommend a few good telephone directories if you want

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Wills @ 08/11/2008 09:46  

Try anything by Colin Fourbes.I swear that's a 14 year old writing his books,total shite. Almost certain to put you into a semi coma.

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Oggy @ 08/11/2008 10:15  

What - Mr One-Plot-I'm-Not-A-Misogynist-Really-Forbes? ;o)

I suppose I should be grateful that I actually managed to stay asleep for a whole 3 hour stretch? Yippee skippy doo.


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Wannabe @ 08/11/2008 10:38  

Know exactly where yer coming from Wannabe.... :-( My one lie-in of the week tomorrow and you can bet yer bottom dollar that even if I leave it til 1am...2am...I'll still be wide awake at silly 6am....... dont think Ive had a really decent kip..since I was about......12?! lol

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Catey67 @ 08/11/2008 22:23  

Yep,that's the one WB.

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Oggy @ 08/11/2008 23:40  

Hi Catey :o)

Hope you had better luck than me tonight!

I thought I'd go mad and have an early night... see if I can shake this stupid cold... and dozed from 10 til 2 - d'oh!

But hey, that's an hour more than last night, right? Check me! ;o)

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Wannabe @ 09/11/2008 04:00  

Awwww bless yer..... Well I left it til really late...prob bout 5am in the end...lol...and managed till 10.45....but that was alcohol induced....!! ;-) Ive tried everything from ovaltine to lavender oil to herbal relaxants to listening to recorded waves crashing...rofl....and nothing seems to work on a regular basis.... Reckon if they could just invent an 'off' switch for me brain that might do it...theres usually that much sh*te whizzin round in there its no wonder.... Hope things improve for yer :-)

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Catey67 @ 09/11/2008 13:41  

*chortles @ "herbal relaxants"*

Nice euphemism? ;o)

That's the trick... finding the off-switch... I've lost it for the time being - reckon it's nerves. Can't try the alcohol trick as I'm having an operation next Monday and alcohol sends my blood pressure sky high - d'oh!

The old relaxation waves crashing jobbie just makes me dash for the bathroom! Hehehe! Amethyst used to work for me... but not at the moment...

But hey - if we ever find the answer, we'll be millionaires Catey ;o)

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Wannabe @ 09/11/2008 19:42  

No, you wouldn't be millionaires, cos you'd be so busy catching up on lost sleep to do owt about the business!

Take it you've tried antihistamines, which can be bought over the counter as Nytol and similar names. Some people swear by em.

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Wills @ 09/11/2008 20:10  

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