todays boodyism! was walking a friends dogs and carrying 2 of those hard rubber balls with the twisty rope handles, posh dude at the end of the avenue says hello what have you got there? did i say dog toys ? no! i replied 2 balls coverd in saliva! to which dude says >> oh i say i thought you were a long time!! .
It's called the 'get into your leathers for spring diet' shell
Just watching portion control and healthy eating, not a lettuce in sight
No will power at all drobess, just pure luck - I've lost another 4 since last week, what with running up and down to hospital and house/pet watching, should be like a whippet* soon
*prob not but no harm in wishing
A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR . . . >> The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour!this American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'I say, old boy, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
Walking home from work in the snow and ice and being attacked by a jack russell on a lead, which the young lad tried to pull away whilst it was still attached to me leg !!!!!
Had to laugh when he said he usually really quiet must be your hat
well we were all attempting to get to the pub!!!.It was definately Ian guiding us in, but it's anyones guess who was holding who up when we came out!!!! hic!!
I read about a burglar that thought he was going to escape from a Royal Marine Corporal on leave, he was caught before he got out of the garden and told to lay down not struggle.....the burglar decided he would fight ....ha ha big mistake.....judge said he got his just deserves with minimum force obviously...the voice of reason at last
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