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mad munky
In: Hull
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Whats wrong with wearing my high heels on the bike?
Its Thursday tomorrow
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davidneale
In: London
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I am really looking forward to Thursday
Saturday is also good.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Monkeyrun on Sunday you gonna be there?
Size doesnt matter
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davidneale
In: London
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If you were to say "size doesn't matter", there is usually an underlying reason for it. But I wouldn't know
It is desperate for an oil change.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Is that a funny smell of a very hot engine or are you wearing chainmail underwear?
Dont forget the filter
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davidneale
In: London
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Why is my exhaust smoking so much?
It is in the winds of change.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you still wearing the same underwear since your curry accident?
It was free delivery
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lisaj
In: Barnsley
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do you really need a ton of horse manure?
I just suck then I blow! It works every time
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davidneale
In: London
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How do you get your tyres up to pressure?
I just can't seem to get it going.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you still pushing that Vespa everywhere?
I prefer an open face
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davidneale
In: London
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Have you ever worn a burka?
I have to leave soon!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Do you fancy a night of free beer down the pub?
Bifocals
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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If tonight's Euromillions lottery winner offered to buy you anything you wanted what would it be?
It's on my head
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Ragnar
In: London
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Where have you put my blonde wig?
It's the truth.
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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Why would you say you prefer wearing womens undies?
I give in
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why do you always insist on doggy style?
Chocolate biscuits please
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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would you like me to buy you a top of the range monkey bike for Christmas or is there something else you'd prefer?
a cherry on top thanks
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mad munky
In: Hull
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davidneale
In: London
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Why did you let her put a cherry on your monkey bike?
It was the best weekend ever!
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mad munky
In: Hull
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I see your back from your Gimp Mask fitting in Bavaria?
The plastic handle broke
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