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Whats wrong with wearing my high heels on the bike?

Its Thursday tomorrow

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mad munky @ 25/07/2012 20:37  

I am really looking forward to Thursday Saturday is also good.

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davidneale @ 25/07/2012 20:47  

Monkeyrun on Sunday you gonna be there?

Size doesnt matter

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mad munky @ 25/07/2012 20:53  

If you were to say "size doesn't matter", there is usually an underlying reason for it. But I wouldn't know It is desperate for an oil change.

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davidneale @ 25/07/2012 20:57  

Is that a funny smell of a very hot engine or are you wearing chainmail underwear?

Dont forget the filter

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mad munky @ 25/07/2012 21:00  

Why is my exhaust smoking so much? It is in the winds of change.

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davidneale @ 25/07/2012 21:06  

Are you still wearing the same underwear since your curry accident?

It was free delivery

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mad munky @ 25/07/2012 21:27  

do you really need a ton of horse manure?




I just suck then I blow! It works every time

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lisaj @ 26/07/2012 00:08  

How do you get your tyres up to pressure? I just can't seem to get it going.

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davidneale @ 26/07/2012 04:52  

Are you still pushing that Vespa everywhere?

I prefer an open face

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mad munky @ 26/07/2012 07:45  

Have you ever worn a burka? I have to leave soon!

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davidneale @ 26/07/2012 09:30  

Do you fancy a night of free beer down the pub?

Bifocals

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mad munky @ 26/07/2012 18:37  


If tonight's Euromillions lottery winner offered to buy you anything you wanted what would it be?
It's on my head

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purplepeopleeater @ 28/07/2012 01:50  

Where have you put my blonde wig? It's the truth.

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Ragnar @ 28/07/2012 14:37  

Why would you say you prefer wearing womens undies? I give in

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purplepeopleeater @ 28/07/2012 15:00  

Why do you always insist on doggy style?

Chocolate biscuits please

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mad munky @ 30/07/2012 15:00  

would you like me to buy you a top of the range monkey bike for Christmas or is there something else you'd prefer?

a cherry on top thanks

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purplepeopleeater @ 30/07/2012 17:57  

How do you prefer your eggs?

But she insisted

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mad munky @ 30/07/2012 18:42  

Why did you let her put a cherry on your monkey bike? It was the best weekend ever!

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davidneale @ 31/07/2012 00:03  

I see your back from your Gimp Mask fitting in Bavaria?

The plastic handle broke

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mad munky @ 31/07/2012 08:37  

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