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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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why couldn't you get your gimp mask off?
purple pvc with pink lace frills
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Is that a new G string you're wearing?
I made it but my feet are blistered
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Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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did you perform barefoot at the weekend ?
it was the cider
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davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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So what is your excuse for running naked down the high street?
It happened every time I put my finger in my ear.
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Is that earwax falling out onto your shoulder?
Keep the brush strokes straight
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
Posts: 5396
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how do you avoid the runs?
it's never happened like that before
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Its seeping out your trouser legs!
Bicycle clips
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
Posts: 5396
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what did you buy the wife for her birthday?
it was only 20% of the total amount
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mad munky
In: Hull
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davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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What did you cover yourself with when you went to the nudist camp?
I don't know!
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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What's the difference between a man and a woman?
I saw it again!
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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You've managed to cut all the table legs different lengths
But he promised
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davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Your boyfriend can't meet you at the gay club tonight.
I did it in double time!
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
Posts: 5396
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did you manage a quickie tonight David?
phew.....that was a lucky escape!
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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you should have met up with Mad Munky at the gay club tonight! What were you thinking?
I'll have a duck egg
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
Posts: 5396
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what would you like for easter?
I can only eat two
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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have you ever eaten kangaroos testicles?
I like it when you do that
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davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Do you mind if I take my eye out?
I closed the door!
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Roughie
In: Surrey
Posts: 305
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How did you get rid of the draft ?
only ever in a moment of passion !!
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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have you ever sung opera?
it wriggled about a bit
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