yu'd think i'd learn by now NOT to park me bike on the seafront when its coated with protective oil when theres a east wind blowin!!looks like a feckin sand sculpture AGAIN!!!
You're going to be in my bathroom on Thursday? Nobody told me!
What kind of surprise would it be if I'd told you!! Now I'm really going to be in trouble lol!
Sand sculpture!! LOL @ TM
True enough. I'd suggest you arrive before 6am though as I ain't gonna be getting out that tub for ANYTHING, least of all to open the door to stray BM members!
Got no bl....dy electric, all the other flats are on sept me!!, bloke from leccy says i've got to do some checks on my trip switch and fuse box when I get home from work,it's at times like this I could do wiv a bloke ( only fetch im owt of cupboard and put im back when he's finished wiv me switches tho! ) lol. I hate stuff to do wiv lectric, i'm convinced i'm going to go up in smoke
Actually Littlechick, the chances of a person going up in smoke whilst dealing with home electrics are exceedingly small.
The worst that is liable to happen is a severe shock which could stun your heart into a highly uneven rhythm which would in turn greatly limit it's ability to pump blood around your body. This would likely cause oxygen starvation of the brain and death.
ermmmm thanks for that. I did electrocute myself a couple of months ago,changing a fuse in a plug, I plugged in the plug without putting the back, back on the plug, do you get my drift,? I wanted to see if the plug worked before I put the plug back together, I found myself at the other end of the room rather quickly I can tell you. .. I'm thinkin, it's gettin dark.. I'd better go out and buy a torch, cos by the time I get home it will be pitch black,and I won't be able to see the fuse box or anythin else for that matterermmmm.., hope my cats will be o.k.. sigh
Grrr.....
After suggesting myself that the guys could make more of an effort in their profile pics to attract more ladies to the site I thought I would go for a change of image...
Have just realised I look the spitting image of the German ping-pongist from Balls of Fury!!
Oh well, back to the drawing board.....
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