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VFR800AJ
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Sold my bike and bought another car !!!
Three sheets to the wind.
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jilly065
In: Preston
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How drunk were you last night?
I just can't get it up
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Why are you taking so long to put your brolly up?
Well I'm sick of her " she said he said" stories
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Ragnar
In: London
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What do you think of Cindrella?
Move over, there's still room for a little one.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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You still singing ten in abed
I feel like a duck
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Ragnar
In: London
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Why are you still on the water?
The devil made me do it.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Were you a wicked boy in church?
Three quarters didn't help any
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Did you need to eat the whole cake?
Turn it over then
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Ragnar
In: London
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I don't like it this way?
I like it from above.
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Why have you taped t,he photo to the ceiling?
I needed to use it
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Why did you run top speed to the toilet ?
Looking extremely flushed. !!
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Ragnar
In: London
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What did you just say to the toilet?
Only you can do that.
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Will you go to the toilet for me?
Help me I'm melting
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Ragnar
In: London
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When we walked to the bonfire you was 5 foot 4 and now you're 4 foot 5 what happen?
It's a secret.
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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What do you think about when you put those stockings on?
Just jump on a number 14 bus
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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How do i get where i want to go
I found my own way
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How did the frank Sinatra impersonation go?
Bulging in the wrong place
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Trousers on the wrong way round ????????????
It's at least 6 inches
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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how big was the weiner you bought?
Disco dancing donkeys
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Ragnar
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