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rowanblossom
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Why did you pick your nose in public
Uri Geller's trick worked
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VFR800AJ
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Whats happened to all my cutlery ?
not as much as usual !!
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Joey05
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Why did that steel girder bend like that?
But time went too quickly..
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Joey05
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Was that call for me?
the ball was definitely in!
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rowanblossom
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Are you sure you won the game?
Hot, sharp and pointy
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Jackyan
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What style of shoes were you looking for?
Swaying peacefully
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VFR800AJ
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Were you asleep on that hammock ?
No I just dropped my ice cream.
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rowanblossom
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What is that stain?
Twits and knitwits out partying
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What happens at a BM Meet . . .
You hold it one way, and I'll pull it another
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rowanblossom
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how do we yank this thing open?
ropes, whistles and bells will be in use
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jilly065
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How are you going to dance?
The dark clouds descended
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Joey05
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What happened to the light?
that shouldn't have been left there
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rowanblossom
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What the hell did I fall over?
Fairy princesses and frogs ganged up to prove a point
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What's the plot of 'Midsummer Nights Dream'?
Arsenic and Old Lace . .
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Double six
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What was that meal darling? it was delicious!
The window was open.
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rowanblossom
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how did that squirrel get in here.
Blimey that is a bushy tale by all accounts
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Joey05
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Did that squirrel actually speak?
That is certainly not the way it was done.
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colonel mustard in the drawing room with the candle stick?
Tish boom!
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