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just look at the earth cable?


it came off in my hand, honest!

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2014 19:25  



What have you bust now?

the meal was burnt

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Joey05 @ 13/09/2014 20:10  

do you like it well cooked?


the voices told me to1

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2014 20:14  



why did you walk around naked in the street?

the wheel bounced

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Joey05 @ 13/09/2014 20:26  

and you mounted the curb how?


HOUSE!

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2014 20:54  



What do you shout at bingo?

The striped horse pyjamas

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Joey05 @ 13/09/2014 21:08  

what do i have to wear to bed?


heartache

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2014 21:09  



What do you get out of a relationship?

rubber gloves and a plunger.

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Joey05 @ 13/09/2014 21:20  

How did the colonic go

Water in the wrong way

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rowanblossom @ 13/09/2014 22:18  

keep your legs together when you jump in or you'll get

ooooh more moituriser

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Deleted Member @ 15/09/2014 12:53  



Why are your hands so dry?

Do you wear a vest?




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Joey05 @ 15/09/2014 20:40  



Gawd I'm absolutely brass monkeys !!

No thanks I'd rather have organic.

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VFR800AJ @ 15/09/2014 22:47  

did you want a McDonalds with that?






Pure transformation

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rowanblossom @ 16/09/2014 07:26  



Face Lift dear??

perfect explanation

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Joey05 @ 16/09/2014 07:43  



you talking to yourself?


cross words were never had so much

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rowanblossom @ 16/09/2014 12:26  

Times or telegraph?

Up a bit

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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2014 14:49  



Scratch my back !!! (One of my fetishes )


Was that the response you wanted ?

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VFR800AJ @ 16/09/2014 18:45  

What did you say?


fleas!

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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2014 19:54  



Cats!! That means...

with custard..


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Joey05 @ 16/09/2014 20:25  

spotted dick?


slid out!




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Deleted Member @ 16/09/2014 20:57  

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