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Ragnar
In: London
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You managed to hold onto that fish?
Only if it was free.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Do you still want that transgender operation?
I used the Queen to take the Bishop
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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How did you manage to get his Excellency the Bishop to leave the gay bar and go home?
the left one's better
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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what do you think of Daves eyes now hes taken one out ?
Blindfolded
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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How do you like to do the washing up?
rubbed down and painted
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davidneale
In: London
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What did you have done at the beauty parlor.
A little bit of grease should do it.
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why are you trying to remove Purples finger nails?
I used coal
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davidneale
In: London
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What can I use to make my tyres look black.
One lump ot two?
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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I hear your suffering from Hemmeroids, what did the doctor say?
it was the giggling pin that broke
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why the straight face, dont you enjoy pushing a pram?
Waffle flange got dented
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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What happened to your ability to talk sensibly ?
I was just trying to help
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mad munky
In: Hull
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I never said I could talk sensibly did I ?
Its a chipped nail
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Roughie
In: Surrey
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whats that scabby thing on the end of your finger
1756
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Is that the time, nearly six pm?
Only if I stretch
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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Do you think you could reach the top of that rock you are next to ?
The one eyed crow
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Whats that pet name you have for your front bottom again?
It took three buckets to fill it
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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how much jelly did you use this time in the gimp mask?
the invisible car came out of nowhere
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you still hallucinating after the mushrooms?
What gimp mask
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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why did you put jelly in your gimp mask?
it got covered in flies
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Why aren't you eating that edible underwear?
Only on Tuesdays
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