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Similarly: 'I am a dream to some...but a nightmare to others!' Merlin (an ol mate o mine)

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Deleted Member @ 22/10/2012 18:41  

Weirdo, do you want a beer?

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Weirdoraptor @ 23/10/2012 04:57  

Say this first thing in the morning as you get into work, if any.. OK, Punk make my day............... Then as you leave I'll have a bear please.....

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markiexs @ 23/10/2012 08:38  

ignorance is bliss........
and im happier than most

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kaycat @ 23/10/2012 09:18  

i will not have a battle of wits with an UN armed man

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kaycat @ 23/10/2012 09:19  

and the best one ......... it Friday

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kaycat @ 23/10/2012 09:20  

@ Kaycat. ''Un armed man'' Brilliant ,can't stop laughing. Dusty x

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dustin666 @ 23/10/2012 09:48  

thanks dusty xx


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kaycat @ 23/10/2012 11:12  

Everything comes to him who goes after what the other guy is waiting for.

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Deleted Member @ 23/10/2012 12:31  

as much good as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest......

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markiexs @ 23/10/2012 15:34  

Wonderful and informative dialogue between 2 men sat on a porch in the old film Shenandoah!!!!!

Prospective father in law: It's no easy job taking care of a woman! They expect things they never ask for and when they don't get them, they ask you why... sometimes they don't ask, and they just go ahead and punish you for not doing something you didn't know you were supposed to do in the first place!"

Prospective son-in-law: "What for instance?"

Prospective father-in-law: "Well that's a very difficult question to answer, you're never quite sure, it's just that it's... sort of you might say... relative!"

Prospective son-in-law: "Relative to what sir?"

Prospective father-in-law: "Relative to how they're feeling at the moment!"

Prospective son-in-law: "And how's that sir?"

Prospective father-in-law: "You never know!"

Prospective son-in-law: "I don't believe I really understand what it is that you're trying to tell me sir?"

Prospective father-in-law: "I know... I know... I never understood it myself... I never understood it... it's just one of those things... it's around, you just don't ever see it!"


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Scorpio54 @ 23/10/2012 16:12  

Life is like riding a bike, to keep your balance you must keep moving...

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 21:59  

Chinese proverb (lol maybe not) If you ray down with dogs you wirr get freas R = L

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Sandi @ 24/10/2012 22:18  

No one can drive us crazy, unless we give them the keys...

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Deleted Member @ 24/10/2012 23:24  

Love yourself first, then everything will fall into place.....

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2012 21:24  


Being an Adult is nothing like it said in the brochure...!

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Deleted Member @ 26/10/2012 11:30  

Just as well I didn't read the "brochure" then PB!!





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rockchickeelicious @ 26/10/2012 18:09  

Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns...

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Deleted Member @ 27/10/2012 19:05  

RCC....what the blazes are you on about......?????teehee...x

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jinx57 @ 27/10/2012 19:10  

sayings....from ebay....you have won!!!!

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jinx57 @ 28/10/2012 08:27  

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