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davidneale
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I did but I am alright nooooooooooooow. I do wonder why when they wake up in bed the next day, they have clean hands and feet. And they must have a very large wardrobe, what with all them clothes getting ripped off evry night.

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davidneale @ 25/03/2013 19:34

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and who are "they" davidneale??? your friends? pmsl ....... heeheehee i wouldnt mind my clothes getting ripped orf every night..... i wonder why i didnt get what i need from shop earlier ..

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Deleted Member @ 25/03/2013 19:43

davidneale
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The werewolves , what else could I mean pmsl Why do they call it friendly fire when an army shoots up its own guys. What's friendly in that?

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davidneale @ 25/03/2013 19:50

jinx57
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they call it that to prevent court martial costs...

is cover up ever enough for the victim's family?

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jinx57 @ 25/03/2013 20:01

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nope... i dont think so.... bt then again maybe the truth would be smoething far more unbearable in which case i think i would rather have the "grey" area in teh middle than one extreme to t'other... if you get me its in individual thing i guess.... i wonder what can we do to "jolly" ourselves?....... all meet at pub and down a few i say..... i need a party/sleepover/bash for the sake of liftin our spriits....

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jinx57
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ever wondered where all our spare time vanishes to...??

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jinx57 @ 25/03/2013 20:41

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ever wondered why anyone would want to lose their youthful lack of fear in relation to some things in life....

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davidneale
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Why do flies tend to walk up walls, when food is more likely to be lower down. Like my sarrni I just dropped on the floor Lucky there are no flies around yet.

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davidneale @ 25/03/2013 23:33

jinx57
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why saga keep sending me leaflets???

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jinx57 @ 26/03/2013 12:35

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why the wombles have stopped pickin up litter on wimbledon common......... or have they ??....

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Deleted Member @ 26/03/2013 21:25

jinx57
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in answer to above...yes,and very nice tasting they were...bit stringy though....

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jinx57 @ 27/03/2013 14:12

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This weather, is it due to climate change ?

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Deleted Member @ 27/03/2013 18:02

jinx57
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YES.....pmsl

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jinx57 @ 27/03/2013 20:48

davidneale
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Why do councils keep wasting money on more speed bumps, when we have plenty of natural ones called potholes?

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davidneale @ 27/03/2013 22:18

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pmsl davidneal..... why when it snows does everyone think we all need to carry on as normal.. as if it aint snowing... why do humans seem to live in "oppostion" to nature....

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Deleted Member @ 28/03/2013 00:15

jinx57
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ever wondered.... where that other sock goes after the washing machine emptied??

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jinx57 @ 01/04/2013 10:57

davidneale
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Yes. I have that question on my profile and with 32 odd socks I am still trying to figure that out.

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davidneale @ 01/04/2013 11:27

jinx57
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ever wondered if that is actually 16 PAIRS of odd socks....would reduce your confusion by 50% david...

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jinx57 @ 01/04/2013 13:28

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i never wear matching socks .... i have found life sooo much easier to just grab two... so long as they are similar thickness i dont care about the colours... pmsl ~ surely lifes too darn short to worry about your socks matching ..... and that way i never notice if some get eaten by the watshign machine black hole coz i dont have any pairs anyhow hahahahaha

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Deleted Member @ 01/04/2013 23:06

davidneale
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Does Noel Edmunds die his beard?

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davidneale @ 02/04/2013 18:35

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