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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Look at the size of the diamond in that ring. !!!
Go on, lend it to me.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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you want to borrow my what???????? I bet jimminy cricket never had this kind of bother
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Which is Left and which is Right?
he was wearing flip flops I tell ya
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davidneale
In: London
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I hear you saw Bigfoot last week. How can that be.
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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My bike doesn't seem to be working and I topped it up with diesel.
I'll have a large one please ?
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Which enema would you like Well that acted quickly
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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How was the LARGE enema ??
I filled a bucket !!
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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what took you so long in the bathroom? it skidded to a halt with a BANG!
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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LOL @Linz
serviced my bike myself but...................
Yes, just like the real thing.
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Amanda
In: Staffordshire
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Do you like the blow up doll your wife bought you AJ?
I did not!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Did you eat all the jelly babies? Too many regulations
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Why don't you move to Poland? They are really large
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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LOL @Amanda
What do you think of my vegetables ?
Well at least I had a go !
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Amanda
In: Staffordshire
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I hear you've wrecked that blow up doll you had for Christmas AJ? C'mon then...
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Amanda, you said you would take me out and buy all the beer and a curry this evening.
It's only a little one.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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you want dessert too? you can't possibly get anymore shoved in there
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Pass me that extra doughnut !!!
short arms and long pockets.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What is stopping you from getting the round in? Just walking along
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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When the insurance claims assessor asked what you were doing when the stationary tree ran into you, what did you say ? (gawd that's a bit contrived )
I never saw that coming !!
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Ragnar
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That meteorite was a near miss. It was like a riot in a pig pen.
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