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Sorry, didn't know it was yours!

I said i'd do it tomorrow, didn't I?

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Deleted Member @ 20/01/2015 15:51  



Where's me dinner ??????
More please.!

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VFR800AJ @ 20/01/2015 22:35  



AJ also does a good impression of Oliver.


Leave it.....

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Amanda @ 21/01/2015 17:06  



Is this chocolate éclair going begging?




Pick a part that's new.

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Ragnar @ 21/01/2015 17:40  



I need another line after 'Pick a pocket or two' (From Oliver cheers Amanda)
It could only have been you !


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VFR800AJ @ 21/01/2015 21:29  

Who was wearing the onsie?

Pretty Polly, muttered the bad tempered parrot

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rowanblossom @ 21/01/2015 22:48  



whats your name then you grumpy old bird ? lol

You've been a dozen times already.

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VFR800AJ @ 21/01/2015 22:54  

Is this really an all you can eat for £10 buffet

Shove that cream pie in his mush

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rowanblossom @ 21/01/2015 22:56  



Is that annoying bloke on that mobile phone AGAIN ??????????????


I'm glad I did that.

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VFR800AJ @ 21/01/2015 22:57  

You dropped his phone out of the window?




Dont think I have ever seen anyone move so fast

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rowanblossom @ 22/01/2015 07:15  

Did you see the size of that spider?




my fingers have gone numb

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Deleted Member @ 22/01/2015 09:48  



Have you been counting out my weekly wages again?

No but I have a very interesting collection of milk bottles

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VFR800AJ @ 22/01/2015 10:29  



Do you have any orange juice cartons?


Silver waterfalls.


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Ragnar @ 22/01/2015 18:14  

where did you say it was by?


tutu and ballet pumps

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Deleted Member @ 23/01/2015 12:58  

You know you said, you saw a pink elephant, errrm what was it wearing?


and ran hell for leather in 6" heels

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Lindsay @ 23/01/2015 14:34  



Someone nicked my boots, so I nicked someone else's footwear.




Out on the wasteland.

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Ragnar @ 23/01/2015 16:35  

where are my collection of 'One Direction' CD's ? just past the cowshed.

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VFR800AJ @ 23/01/2015 23:36  

Where are the milkmaids?

It was seven foot deep!

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Lindsay @ 24/01/2015 18:10  


Ever the gentleman that I am, I laid my coat over the puddle for GBNP to walk across, however........................... a bit of slap and tickle.

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VFR800AJ @ 24/01/2015 20:43  



After that comment GBNP won't be giving you...


I couldn't do it

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Amanda @ 25/01/2015 15:48  

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