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Why is your head shiney.

I dont wont to get my hands dirty

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fantasia @ 10/08/2012 08:16  

Here, hold this for me

I sanded it back to metal first

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 08:32  

before you glossed your head how did you prep it? the stubble can be a pain

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purplepeopleeater @ 10/08/2012 11:17  

miss purple, why dont you ever shave your legs before you wear shorts?


dreaming about it every night

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2012 12:31  

Are you still having the transgender surgery carried out by that short sighted vet friend of yours?

It needed a coat of laquer to get the correct sheen

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 14:32  

How did you you groom your cat? I was in the middle of telling you something.

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davidneale @ 10/08/2012 15:55  

why do you have your head in a bucket , whats the matter with you?




away from the center or middle

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2012 16:15  

Where do I put this tyre on the wheel? I get so confused nowadays.

I prefer roller bearings

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 16:18  

what would you use to reduce rotational friction?




you could look into the background

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2012 16:32  

Is that a new shadow following you/

Two Ton Tess

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 17:01  

what's that sitting on your shoulder? it popped and whizzed around the room

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purplepeopleeater @ 10/08/2012 17:04  

What was it like when you lost your virginity?

(assuming you have)

I just ground it flat

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 17:06  

have you been circumcised? (of course I'm a virgin.....the kids came free with Green Shield Stamps) it made my eyes water

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purplepeopleeater @ 10/08/2012 17:14  

When I said just past that car I meant....

GSS showing your age lol

I used a new copper washer

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mad munky @ 10/08/2012 17:52  

Have you tried a Durex play ring before? I put plenty of grease on it

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purplepeopleeater @ 11/08/2012 00:59  

have YOU tried a Durex play ring before ?


as long as we don't inhale

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Deleted Member @ 11/08/2012 10:40  

Do you like frollicking with the farm animals? there's some in Cannock

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purplepeopleeater @ 11/08/2012 10:44  

What are you doing behind that motorbike?

You need to trim your nails

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mad munky @ 11/08/2012 10:45  

what did you say to Feylin after she mauled and molested you? a bit of savlon should help

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purplepeopleeater @ 11/08/2012 10:52  

what should I use to help soothe the wounds ?




there's a special name for the tops of your feet

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