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fantasia
In: Halifax
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Why is your head shiney.
I dont wont to get my hands dirty
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Here, hold this for me
I sanded it back to metal first
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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before you glossed your head how did you prep it?
the stubble can be a pain
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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miss purple, why dont you ever shave your legs before you wear shorts?
dreaming about it every night
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Are you still having the transgender surgery carried out by that short sighted vet friend of yours?
It needed a coat of laquer to get the correct sheen
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davidneale
In: London
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How did you you groom your cat?
I was in the middle of telling you something.
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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why do you have your head in a bucket , whats the matter with you?
away from the center or middle
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Where do I put this tyre on the wheel? I get so confused nowadays.
I prefer roller bearings
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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what would you use to reduce rotational friction?
you could look into the background
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mad munky
In: Hull
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Is that a new shadow following you/
Two Ton Tess
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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what's that sitting on your shoulder?
it popped and whizzed around the room
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mad munky
In: Hull
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What was it like when you lost your virginity?
(assuming you have)
I just ground it flat
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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have you been circumcised?
(of course I'm a virgin.....the kids came free with Green Shield Stamps)
it made my eyes water
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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When I said just past that car I meant....
GSS showing your age lol
I used a new copper washer
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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Have you tried a Durex play ring before?
I put plenty of grease on it
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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have YOU tried a Durex play ring before ?
as long as we don't inhale
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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Do you like frollicking with the farm animals?
there's some in Cannock
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mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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What are you doing behind that motorbike?
You need to trim your nails
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purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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what did you say to Feylin after she mauled and molested you?
a bit of savlon should help
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In: NA
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what should I use to help soothe the wounds ?
there's a special name for the tops of your feet
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