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ROFLMHO @ TeeCee's humour

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Sandi @ 02/01/2009 03:50  

i've only one word to say here..................... IKEA

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fairy0.69 @ 02/01/2009 13:43  

800a0005 is a VBScrit error code from the server, try relogging back into the site from a refesh

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GSXRJim @ 02/01/2009 17:52  

My Mate was driving into town down the relief road. on the other side of the road was a cyclist with no Lights. It was shitty weather around 7:30pm he had his lights on and fog lights. a police 4x4 passed him going the other way and imedately took off up to the round about and back down behind him well over the speed limit. pulled in and stopped him about a car length from next round about. very safe He gave my mate load of grief to the point of being rude. My mate pointed out to him that in his mad rush he had passed the Cyclist with no lights. His reply was he only had one pair of hands. So not able to prioratise then. But at least its a solved crime for his stats and some money for Brown to give to the banks

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micksaway @ 23/01/2009 01:17  

Need to proof read better He was pulled for the crime of having fog lights on apparently the copper thinks fog lights are a fashion accesory and have no use in this country.

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micksaway @ 23/01/2009 01:24  

Coppers own personal opinion doesn't count when it comes to the letter of the law & what your mate should have done is taken his number & made a complaint.I had one stop me for not having a fog lamp fitted,on a bike??
Asked him where in the highway code did it say it had to be,his answer was he was sure there was a law against it so he was nicking me for it,fine I said,go ahead
Needless to say he backed off & gave me a warning,bolloks was my reply
I did wait till he'd got back in his car till I said that though.
In all fairness to him he did sit behind me for several miles & let me use his fog lamps,& with laws changing daily they can't be expected to know where they stand either.

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Oggy @ 23/01/2009 10:40  

Problem with this one oggy was his Jack boots starting to behave the way they are dressed I find a lot of them don't know there arse from there elbow and have no idea how to be civil it dosnt take much. There must be some decent one out there but they seem to be getting fewer and fewer. Tis a shame

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micksaway @ 24/01/2009 18:39  

Penis.

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ghosthunter @ 24/01/2009 19:17  

Is your penis that bad that you have to rant about it GH?

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Scary @ 24/01/2009 19:34  



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Deleted Member @ 24/01/2009 20:09  

Have you seen Jim (GH) scary....cos if not then what you said wouldn't be a joke and if you have then yes it's that bad he has to rave about it Sorry Jim but I couldn't resist that

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Herne @ 24/01/2009 20:32  

I have had the pleasure of meeting his Gimpness!!

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Scary @ 24/01/2009 20:34  

lol

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Herne @ 24/01/2009 20:38  

*wondering how Herne knows that GH's penis is that bad?*

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Deleted Member @ 24/01/2009 20:50  

Now that would be telling wouldn't it lol

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Herne @ 24/01/2009 20:54  

Shhhhhh thats between us stud!

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ghosthunter @ 24/01/2009 22:13  

Scrotum.

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Oggy @ 25/01/2009 00:14  

Not you aswell Oggy. What seems to be the problem? *places hand between Oggys legs* OK COUGH!!!!!

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Scary @ 25/01/2009 08:05  

jees- that's brave of you Scary!!!!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 25/01/2009 09:33  

Blimey Scary! Hope you wash yer hands!!

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