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rowanblossom
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where are you on the mountain?
the Mr Men just had to go
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Lindsay
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Thanks for sorting Stuie's sock drawer @RB, but why is it so empty?
breadcrumbs everywhere
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VFR800AJ
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How do you know I made a sandwich ????????????
You must be joking !!
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rowanblossom
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Would you lend me a tenner?
Well that golf swing ain't grand
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VFR800AJ
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have you been having golf lessons cuz.........
ooohh no more please !!!!
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Lindsay
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Oh look @AJ .. I got another bottle of JD ... top up?
stripey socks
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What do you wear to impress
It was meant to be a joke
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Amanda
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I nearly had a bloody heart attack !
Hold it firm and wait
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VFR800AJ
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Looking for excitement ? Then...............
It came loose at the wrong moment ?
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Ragnar
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What happened to your trunks when you done that triple loop off the top board?
It's Sally fault, she made me drink Guinness.
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Amanda
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VFR800AJ
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rowanblossom
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What is your choice of outfit for Matlock?
A quick wash and it was done
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Did you bin that roast chicken you dropped on floor??
It's best when it's done slowly ;-)
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VFR800AJ
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Whats the best way to eat chocolate. ?
I've always used my spacehopper !!
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rowanblossom
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How do you get to work?
Just cruising along nicely
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What did you say to the land speed record holder? :-P
It's hard to eat them without licking ya lips
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rowanblossom
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Did you enjoy your donuts?
Its the bit in the middle that is calorie free
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rowanblossom
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does my bum look big in this?
a little blusher wouldn't go amiss
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