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In: Sutton Coldfield
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Oi Casper, your looking a bit pale. !!! a large bag of gold.

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VFR800AJ @ 16/02/2015 08:21  

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what's the price of a parrot


Singing wildly in the middle of the night

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rowanblossom @ 16/02/2015 08:55  

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Was that you doing some funny snoring in the night?


No flowers for the bride.


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Its a Gothic wedding, flowers or not?

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Deleted Member @ 17/02/2015 07:06  

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Yeh, time and time again!

(Sorry pressed enter too early!!)

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In: Manchester
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do you have a sense of deja vu?




Well the magician said it would disappear

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rowanblossom @ 17/02/2015 13:42  

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Where's me rabbit ????


it's good for you.


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VFR800AJ @ 17/02/2015 22:18  

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why have you eaten your raw beetroot?






it went a funny colour after that


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rowanblossom @ 18/02/2015 07:07  

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what did you rub on it coz




it wore him out

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How was he after the gardening ?

Definitely cream .


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Jackyan @ 19/02/2015 18:10  

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what do you use to rub your walls down


Well I'd just had a cold shower

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In: Leeds
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T, why does your skin have a blue-ish tinge?


in between my toes

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Lindsay @ 19/02/2015 19:39  

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Where do you like being tickled. ? One more than usual.

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VFR800AJ @ 19/02/2015 21:11  

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How many drinks did you have?


well I can honestly say the earth moved.

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rowanblossom @ 20/02/2015 12:55  

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How was it for you ??? You don't bring me flowers anymore.

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VFR800AJ @ 20/02/2015 21:18  

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what's your favourite Straisand song?




blown sky high

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rowanblossom @ 24/02/2015 07:11  

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What did you do with that BMW that cut you up ?

Put more chillis in it !!

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VFR800AJ @ 24/02/2015 08:10  

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Oh my god, did you follow me down Princess Parkway this morning!!!!! I think every other driver in the space of a mile knew who I was swearing at and exactly what I was saying!!!!


What is your recipe for perking up your mojo?


Press harder.




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rowanblossom @ 24/02/2015 12:36  

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My TV remote batteries are low.




I only said you look good in that

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davidneale @ 24/02/2015 18:20  

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Did you really like my where's wally outfit?

Squirrels for heavens sake

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rowanblossom @ 24/02/2015 22:56  

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