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What's that stiring in your bike trousers?

Well I wasn't looking for nuts.

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davidneale @ 24/02/2015 23:15  

What are you rummaging down there for?




single file only please

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rowanblossom @ 25/02/2015 07:13  




what did it say on that sign we ran past?


i said hang it by the bails

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Deleted Member @ 28/02/2015 10:58  

Hang it by the what ?????????? I prefer a soft landing. !

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VFR800AJ @ 28/02/2015 18:53  



why do you have cushions strapped to your leathers?




I could have sworn it was the last one of its kind

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rowanblossom @ 02/03/2015 13:53  

Have you seen my last rolo?

A case of pride

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Ragnar @ 03/03/2015 22:15  

What's your tipple?

It was sqeaking until I hit it.

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davidneale @ 03/03/2015 22:20  

What happened to the door hinge

Blimey, that's a handful you got there

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rowanblossom @ 03/03/2015 23:04  

Do you know what I've just got hold of

I never saw what caused her to smile like that.

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Guzziguy123 @ 04/03/2015 23:40  



wheres that winning lottery ticket you bought ?


Morris dancing !!

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VFR800AJ @ 05/03/2015 13:36  



What's your favourite past time?




Knitting away furiously

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rowanblossom @ 05/03/2015 14:00  

How did you make my pants so quickly?

Virtue and vice.

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Ragnar @ 05/03/2015 14:08  



whats your university degree in ?

No, it was the cat.

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VFR800AJ @ 05/03/2015 17:34  

Did you do that on the carpet?




It's universally adaptable

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davidneale @ 05/03/2015 18:57  

Why are you using a hammer to undo that screw?

Flowers in the window.

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Ragnar @ 05/03/2015 19:16  



what's the perfume you are wearing?




wiggling it like that won't help

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rowanblossom @ 06/03/2015 13:34  



I've got an itch on me bum

It made a sizeable dent.

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VFR800AJ @ 06/03/2015 13:51  



what happened when your head hit the wall?




what the heck is all this stuff!

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rowanblossom @ 09/03/2015 13:32  

Have you seen my toolbox?

The posties just delivered 6 large boxes.

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Guzziguy123 @ 09/03/2015 19:26  

When are you getting the new Guzzi that's made in China?

Somewhere in England.

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Ragnar @ 09/03/2015 21:47  

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