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davidneale
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What's that stiring in your bike trousers?
Well I wasn't looking for nuts.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What are you rummaging down there for?
single file only please
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Deleted Member
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what did it say on that sign we ran past?
i said hang it by the bails
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Hang it by the what ??????????
I prefer a soft landing. !
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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why do you have cushions strapped to your leathers?
I could have sworn it was the last one of its kind
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Ragnar
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davidneale
In: London
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What's your tipple?
It was sqeaking until I hit it.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What happened to the door hinge
Blimey, that's a handful you got there
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Guzziguy123
In: Market Harboroug
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Do you know what I've just got hold of
I never saw what caused her to smile like that.
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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wheres that winning lottery ticket you bought ?
Morris dancing !!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What's your favourite past time?
Knitting away furiously
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Ragnar
In: London
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How did you make my pants so quickly?
Virtue and vice.
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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whats your university degree in ?
No, it was the cat.
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davidneale
In: London
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Did you do that on the carpet?
It's universally adaptable
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Ragnar
In: London
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Why are you using a hammer to undo that screw?
Flowers in the window.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what's the perfume you are wearing?
wiggling it like that won't help
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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I've got an itch on me bum
It made a sizeable dent.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what happened when your head hit the wall?
what the heck is all this stuff!
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Guzziguy123
In: Market Harboroug
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Have you seen my toolbox?
The posties just delivered 6 large boxes.
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Ragnar
In: London
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When are you getting the new Guzzi that's made in China?
Somewhere in England.
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