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Ragnar
In: London
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I've got you a pogo stick.
It went,
Puff puff fart BANG.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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What happened when you started your bike
Simplified to the basic
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Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 36492
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How would you describe yourself?
You can have it a week next Tuesday.
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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When will my new bike be ready to collect
Dawns early light
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668
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What happened to your eyebrows ?
It's just your imagination.
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Amanda
In: Staffordshire
Posts: 1377
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Christ almighty ......
Brad Pitt (Troy ) has walked into my naffin bedroom
Lycra ? Nooooooo
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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what was Brad Pitt wearing in your fantasy?
Hugh Jackman is way better
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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That's some imagination Amanda has,,,,,who IS Troy Pitt
what did you think of the Jean Claude van Damme strippagram ?
It's down the back of the chair.
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Amanda
In: Staffordshire
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GAWD...either one blossom
@AJ...you have no idea!
Good lord AJ where have you hidden that bloody doll now?
Awwww that's so sweet
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Did @aj really buy his new friend flowers
Waxing
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Amanda
In: Staffordshire
Posts: 1377
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I've had the shears on it blossom but no can do, any suggestions?
It doesn't taste right...
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davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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What did you think of them strawberry condoms?
Well I never would have known that!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Did you know that the QUeen Elizabeth Carrier's fog horn can be heard from 2 miles away?
Irrelevant bits of information
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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what do you get from nuisance phone calls ?
home alone
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668
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I've got Jeremy Kyle and Big Brother on the tele.
AAAAAAAhhhhh how sweet !!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Do you like my new rabbit?
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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I cant even ask that question ROTFLMAO xx
Mind u I have just come back from the pub lol
night x
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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@RB, what did that fly ever do to you?
Holes everywhere ... Oops!
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