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where did your last marble go?




plinked it in

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rowanblossom @ 21/04/2015 12:51  

How did your tiddly wink?


One in each colour.

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davidneale @ 21/04/2015 17:39  

What colour should snooker balls be? Pink or brown?


I had one of those but the wheels fell off!

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PCGuru @ 21/04/2015 17:56  

Do you like my new ride?


zip stuck!

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Lindsay @ 21/04/2015 23:25  



What happened when Stuie went to the loo?




Seriously, it just won't do

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rowanblossom @ 22/04/2015 13:35  

I heard you got stopped by the police who said you was popping wheelies and you replied.

Beans on toast.

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2015 17:48  

Do you know whats good for wind?

Was last seen heading west.

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davidneale @ 22/04/2015 21:21  



WHere did the cowboy go?


crunchy on the outside, but all soft and gooey on the inside

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rowanblossom @ 23/04/2015 12:56  

how does cookie monster like his cookies

Its inside out and upside down

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Deleted Member @ 30/04/2015 19:38  

How's your head? :-)

All I said was, "don't worry, it will get better"

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davidneale @ 30/04/2015 20:15  

Thats a nasty black eye what happened?

It was dripping

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Deleted Member @ 30/04/2015 20:19  

What did you have on your toast?

Only when I laugh.

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davidneale @ 30/04/2015 20:26  

which lemon sherbert do you prefer






vision gets a bit blurred when it comes to price

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rowanblossom @ 01/05/2015 07:05  

I am hungry, whats on the menu? Too many wheels for me.

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davidneale @ 01/05/2015 07:29  

Does that loose wheel bother you?


I wish I had one of those

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davidneale @ 01/05/2015 07:53  

Give me a while, I am trying to think of something that is not inappropriate


What is your favourite Smartie?


You will need wellies.

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davidneale @ 01/05/2015 16:38  



Whats the best attire for sheep worrying ?

High heels

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VFR800AJ @ 01/05/2015 16:40  

What stopped you catching them sheep AJ?


Put plenty of rubber down.

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davidneale @ 01/05/2015 16:52  



when do you get into the bath?


fizzy wizzers exploded everywhere

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rowanblossom @ 05/05/2015 13:57  

What sort of cat did you get?


It got stuck in the tree.

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davidneale @ 05/05/2015 21:09  

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