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davidneale
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What can I put on my head, as my neon balaclava got stuck in a tree?
I can't understand why I just kept twitching.
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davidneale
In: London
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How is that Scottish Whisky going down?
They don't grow on trees you know!
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davidneale
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Did you show your appreciation of that fine curry?
How should I know
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davidneale
In: London
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Why don't you look under my hat.
only if it was for nothing.
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davidneale
In: London
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What do you scratch your back with?
I suppose it's possible
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davidneale
In: London
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When are you going to stop playing the word games?
My finger hurts.
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davidneale
In: London
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What did you hit that bloke on the bonce with?
Every so often
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davidneale
In: London
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What are you sitting on?
Only if I clean the window.
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davidneale
In: London
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What's the picture on your telly like?
It went round and round and round.
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davidneale
In: London
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What happened to the green and yellow canary when the cat came in?
The feathers would do it.
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davidneale
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How did you get that canary out of the cats mouth?
I took it to the vet.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How's your bear?
Growly when tummy tickling happens
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rowanblossom
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davidneale
In: London
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I need inspirstion for dinner tonight.
I can't tell them that.
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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What did you make for tea with todays roadkill?
Stinky, thats what!
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davidneale
In: London
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What's Stuie like after 10 pints of Guiness?
I don't know how to do that.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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can you touch your nose with your tongue?
screeching in the middle of the day
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davidneale
In: London
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What's the best time to go for a night walk?
You will need boots.
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Ragnar
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davidneale
In: London
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My doctor said I have malnutrician.
Can't now, I've swallowed it.
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