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davidneale
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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can I have my ping pong ball back please?
just too much wrapping
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davidneale
In: London
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Why havent you ridden your new bike you got for Christmas?
28 on the front and 32 on the rear.
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davidneale
In: London
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Let us know if you win the lottery and we can have a party.
It really wasn't like that!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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who was swearing at the vicar?
enough to make you blush
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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How much did you see?
I can hear snoring that's all .
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Ragnar
In: London
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Did you know that I'm camping in the next field?
At first I thought it was the holy grail.
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rowanblossom
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davidneale
In: London
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What's your new job RB?
Where the two seas meet.
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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where did you last see the pirate ship?
a sou'wester and a smile
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davidneale
In: London
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What was you wearing to make you feel so cold?
I can't do it before midnight.
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davidneale
In: London
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How did you know two wheels had fallen off your car?
I only had the one boot.
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davidneale
In: London
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Thanks for putting me up for the night, but where am I sleeping.
But the bowl is empty.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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where's the parrott gone?
no floating butterfly but a sting like a bee
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davidneale
In: London
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Have you seen my green and yellow canary?
It wasn't the cat.
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rowanblossom
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davidneale
In: London
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How do you unlock the shackles?
A bicycle pump and duct tape does it.
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davidneale
In: London
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How can I get this fly out of my eye?
Wax did the trick.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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You didn't catch any fish did you?
organic and pure
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davidneale
In: London
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Would you date a vicar?
Every Easter and twice at Christmas.
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