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If you had a tattoo, where would it be :-)

Probably walk away with my head down low.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 00:19  

I am still looking for my parrot, don't know who to ask.

I don't think I will replace it.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 00:41  

Where can I get Wonton soup?

Sweet but not sour.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 08:37  



Have you sneezed in my dinner again ?

I bought the dayglo orange one.

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VFR800AJ @ 11/05/2015 18:57  

What was wrong with that peach

Sprayed left, right and centre

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rowanblossom @ 11/05/2015 20:17  

How long did it take to catch that greyhound?

Big boots didn't help.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 20:39  

What stopped them picking you for the Kleenex ad?

I can't believe she said that.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 20:57  

Have you found your canary yet?

I thought I would have a change of colour.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 21:19  

why are you scratching your chin so much?




dancing dog

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Lindsay @ 11/05/2015 21:42  

What did the doc say was wrong with you?


I only asked for cash back.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2015 22:49  

What is better than a pentagon?

It was on the last day of my holiday.

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davidneale @ 12/05/2015 07:06  

when did you sober up?




Party in the pool

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rowanblossom @ 12/05/2015 07:14  

How did you know where you wanted to live?


Steel and brass.

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davidneale @ 12/05/2015 09:20  



where's the scout sitting?




dib dib dob but to a different tune

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rowanblossom @ 12/05/2015 12:51  

Were did you get that tan?

It was the last one.

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davidneale @ 12/05/2015 15:37  

What's the best way to bury the evidence

Lightly cooked

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rowanblossom @ 12/05/2015 20:48  

How do you like your MP's ?

I can't eat two.

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davidneale @ 12/05/2015 21:47  

Do you like children?


With knobs on.

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Double six @ 12/05/2015 21:49  

That's an impressive Scarborough MonkFish, how the heck did you catch it?

Gravy browning, i tell you!

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Lindsay @ 15/05/2015 21:15  

What can I use to swat this fly?

Axle grease.

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davidneale @ 15/05/2015 21:42  

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