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davidneale
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How can I get my nose out of this knot hole?
When I get home.
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Jackyan
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Was it the price made you decide to buy this rock ?
The trolley neatly tipped up.
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davidneale
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When camping, do you take a leak in the night?
I cooked too much.
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davidneale
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How can I fix my engine in the middle of the ocean?
Riveting.
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davidneale
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One of my rivets bolted.
I am going to use glue next time.
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rowanblossom
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how are you going to keep your hat on?
it was like an episode of rising damp
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Lindsay
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What happened on Saturday when you got your shower mended?
Orange peel everywhere!
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rowanblossom
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What's the stuff on the floor
Just too much farting
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davidneale
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Ragnar
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How did you open the tin of beans?
Take it to the max.
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davidneale
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What should I do with these tooth brushes. One blue and the other pink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7-U75tvQs
You can't beat the olduns.
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rowanblossom
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how did the granny racing go?
Just a bolt from the blue
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Jackyan
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Were you expecting to get a place on strictly come dancing ?
Quiet and serious
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rowanblossom
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how did the comedian come across?
Bingo just wasn't enough
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Lindsay
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Why on earth did you take up snail racing as a hobby RB?
A little breeze and.... POOF! it just disintegrated, honest
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rowanblossom
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what happened to the tent?
Tractor racing...you betcha
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Ragnar
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Are you going to the HOG meet?
That sock got a hole in it.
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rowanblossom
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what happened to your hand puppet.
uncomfortable silence followed
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Ragnar
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How did your last date go?
Cheap at half the price.
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rowanblossom
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How much was the doggy in the windows?
Nearly a perfect score
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