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How can I get my nose out of this knot hole?

When I get home.

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davidneale @ 15/05/2015 22:37  

Was it the price made you decide to buy this rock ?

The trolley neatly tipped up.

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Jackyan @ 16/05/2015 19:40  

When camping, do you take a leak in the night?

I cooked too much.

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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 20:17  

How can I fix my engine in the middle of the ocean?

Riveting.

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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 21:42  

One of my rivets bolted.


I am going to use glue next time.

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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 23:03  

how are you going to keep your hat on?




it was like an episode of rising damp

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rowanblossom @ 18/05/2015 07:04  

What happened on Saturday when you got your shower mended?

Orange peel everywhere!

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Lindsay @ 18/05/2015 20:56  

What's the stuff on the floor

Just too much farting

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rowanblossom @ 18/05/2015 23:15  

What's your garden like?

Wet and windy.

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davidneale @ 19/05/2015 03:45  

How did you open the tin of beans?

Take it to the max.

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Ragnar @ 19/05/2015 20:08  

What should I do with these tooth brushes. One blue and the other pink?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7-U75tvQs


You can't beat the olduns.

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davidneale @ 19/05/2015 20:53  



how did the granny racing go?


Just a bolt from the blue

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rowanblossom @ 20/05/2015 13:41  

Were you expecting to get a place on strictly come dancing ?

Quiet and serious

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Jackyan @ 20/05/2015 20:43  


how did the comedian come across?




Bingo just wasn't enough

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rowanblossom @ 21/05/2015 12:30  

Why on earth did you take up snail racing as a hobby RB?

A little breeze and.... POOF! it just disintegrated, honest

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Lindsay @ 21/05/2015 18:52  

what happened to the tent?




Tractor racing...you betcha

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rowanblossom @ 22/05/2015 07:19  

Are you going to the HOG meet?

That sock got a hole in it.

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Ragnar @ 23/05/2015 11:19  

what happened to your hand puppet.




uncomfortable silence followed

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rowanblossom @ 24/05/2015 09:31  

How did your last date go?

Cheap at half the price.

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Ragnar @ 24/05/2015 18:28  

How much was the doggy in the windows?

Nearly a perfect score

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rowanblossom @ 24/05/2015 20:26  

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