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What did you learn today?

It was new when I bought it

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mad munky @ 14/08/2012 17:21  

Is your monkey bike in good condition? I got it from a packet of cornflakes.

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davidneale @ 14/08/2012 17:28  

Is that a rash on your neck?

I chose not to vote

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mad munky @ 14/08/2012 17:31  

why didn't you go to the polling station? can you explain jealousy to me?

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jinx57 @ 14/08/2012 20:17  

Its a waste of energy






yellow rubber duckie with a word balloon

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Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 21:17  

What shape can you see in the clouds?

I am trying

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mad munky @ 14/08/2012 21:44  

Can you please stop holding your crotch whilst eyeing up that bear? I swear it only happened the once!

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OMNF @ 14/08/2012 21:54  

Have you been sniffing underwear again?

(its a Monkey!)

I wear glasses to drive

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mad munky @ 14/08/2012 21:58  

do you have a restriction ?




and the man next to you

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Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 22:29  

Appart from the Marine corp, who else do you fancy? August the 31st.

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 03:52  


just before september...
why can't i recall names??

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jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 05:12  

Who are you again?

I just bought the French version

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 07:38  

Have you seen the new book of English Proverbs ?

There will be tears in the morning

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 12:27  

Are you making that wedding cake tonight? Don't know what you mean.

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 12:57  

I heard Feylin is making you a wedding cake?

Just turn it back half a turn

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 15:42  

it'll run in reverse then? left hand thread

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jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 16:32  

What holds your Stop Cock on?

three coats of varnish

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 17:43  

How did you hold your stop cock on? I know where my ball cock is but where is my stop cock?

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 18:35  

I think your dribbling

Try a fibre washer?

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 19:21  

What can I include as one of my five a day? Is it in the loft?

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 19:53  

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