At work we are have the gents done up, so with the toilet door off its hinges and half blocking the doorway, a workmate said to me "Look what they have done inside".
So to see around the door I leaned on the door frame to look inside only to find out the door frame had just been painted and my mate walking off laughing.
Sent a big marketing email off to loadsa potential customers for my First Aid training company and instead of signing it TrainAidInc - I signed it TraniAidInc ! Guess there's a new opening for business there !!
gbc2010 posted:
Sent a big marketing email off to loadsa potential customers for my First Aid training company and instead of signing it TrainAidInc - I signed it TraniAidInc ! Guess there's a new opening for business there !!
PML @ Trani
some dink on a cbr600 pootling along about 50mph on a fast sweeping road towards Cirencester....sorry if the Tiger blew your pipe out or your slippers off...pmsl
Actor 1: "They said swear words I've never heard before"
Actor 2: "How do you know they are swear words if you've never heard them before?"
Actor 1: "cos me dad used swear words and me mam told me not to listen to them"
Last night watching 'Gulliver' a comedy film, the Liliputians playing table football with the Blefuscians as footballers, strapped to the rods I nearly had a bladder accident I was laughing so much
just washed mi bike . The hose is on a drum attached to the wall . Forgot to knock the tap off before disconnecting the quick connector . A couple of gallon of icy water hit me in the ''shorts area'', VERY VERY REFRESHING. lol lol
Worse to come . My just dried bike is soaking . Pmsl and you can't tell. Dusty x