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What does the fur lining of your new Lidl motorbike boots give you?






Stripey and aggressive

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Seisix6 @ 21/10/2015 09:35  

Hows the cat?

Squishy and gooey

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Lindsay @ 21/10/2015 21:00  

How is the Yorkshire pudding?




Not to be sold separately.



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Ragnar @ 21/10/2015 21:17  

Guess what my new Aldi workboots had printed on the inside?




Risky,but worth a punt

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Seisix6 @ 22/10/2015 09:10  

Have you ever been boating in Cambridge?




Bish, Bash, Bosh.

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Ragnar @ 22/10/2015 10:49  

What is needed to give the expression of mirror,signal,manoeuvre a little Londoner charm?

Candid i'm sure

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Seisix6 @ 23/10/2015 01:30  

What do you think of my new camera?

Kerbside lunges

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Lindsay @ 25/10/2015 22:14  

Guess what my new Bus stop fitness classes are going to include?




Clever,but not what i was after

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Seisix6 @ 26/10/2015 10:51  

I can touch my toes and recite my ten times table at the same time can you?

It's all up in the air .m

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Jackyan @ 26/10/2015 19:30  

How did that Zepplin you bought cheap go?






Fred made me do it.

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Ragnar @ 26/10/2015 19:36  

What inspired you to do the soft shoe shuffle all the way to work Rags?

Lime

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Lindsay @ 26/10/2015 19:49  

What do you like with your Wagon Wheel?






The chain was all wet.

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Ragnar @ 26/10/2015 20:34  

How did you know when a rally toilet was overdue for emptying?

Only a minor crisis

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Seisix6 @ 27/10/2015 00:15  

Did you see the two dwarfs having a fight?




It's one of the great unsolved mysteries.

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Ragnar @ 27/10/2015 11:04  

Where do all the fair weather bikers go to in winter?






either way it's non negotiable

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Seisix6 @ 27/10/2015 17:23  

Hmm choices, choices ... Pink or Blue Slushy?

A little tight around the wrists.

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Lindsay @ 28/10/2015 07:13  

How's the new Harley signature series fluffy handcuff set?




there's one over yonder

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Seisix6 @ 28/10/2015 10:41  

Have you ever seen Bigfoot?






Sausage Sandwich.

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Ragnar @ 28/10/2015 18:25  

Now bacons cancer causing,what will we eat instead?

A brand new wheelie bin

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Seisix6 @ 29/10/2015 00:15  

What have you asked Santa for this year?

Pigeon toed and cross eyed

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Lindsay @ 29/10/2015 07:41  

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