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How does three triple shots of Jack Daniels make you feel?

More pork than scratching

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Seisix6 @ 29/10/2015 15:06  

How did your date go?




I Ain't Thick, It's Just a Trick.

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Ragnar @ 29/10/2015 18:21  

Can you give me an example of your poetic prowess?

Soft,strong and very very long

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Seisix6 @ 29/10/2015 22:06  

How would you describe your hair?

Rather like a pineapple

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Lindsay @ 29/10/2015 23:30  

I've just discovered a big juicy golden fruit wih a green leafy top,how does that sound?

A wafer thin mint

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Seisix6 @ 30/10/2015 00:27  

What do you like with your port after dinner ?

Just a touch jaded I fear .

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Jackyan @ 30/10/2015 19:49  

Whats your general feeling about the current political situation?
(ooer...sound like a bbc reporter....)




strung out and lifeless

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Seisix6 @ 31/10/2015 09:35  

Heard you're making a Guy for the bonfire, hows it looking?

Insightful but scary

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Lindsay @ 02/11/2015 23:30  

How's your CV coming on?

Versatile but useless

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Seisix6 @ 03/11/2015 21:30  

How would you describe your newly acquired Aldi 'special offer bargain of the week'?

Crunchy with a bit of a 'wow!'

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Lindsay @ 04/11/2015 18:52  

How did you find the carrot covered in chili powder.






Not for resale.

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Ragnar @ 04/11/2015 19:11  

Those hugs you give Rags are really great, I'm wondering if there is a market for em ...


like a hurricane

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Lindsay @ 09/11/2015 13:11  

How do you rock me?








Just like a clockwork orange.

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Ragnar @ 09/11/2015 17:43  

How's your crimbo preparation going?

Frills n feathers

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Lindsay @ 12/11/2015 23:08  

What do you wear on the bike?




Loaded with chili and tangy cheese.

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Ragnar @ 18/11/2015 18:00  

How do you like your morning snack?

Down but not out.

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Lindsay @ 19/11/2015 07:28  

How do you feel about living in Yorkshire?


Bring to the Party.

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Ragnar @ 23/11/2015 10:27  

Anyone know what to do with a box of beard baubles?

Ding dong.

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Lindsay @ 27/11/2015 07:17  

Where is that Avon lady?




I love Fishnet Stockings.

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Ragnar @ 27/11/2015 07:30  

What do you wear on a night out

Fluffy slippers but not cheap

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rowanblossom @ 27/11/2015 20:58  

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