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can you give me a good explanation how to use a drill please? (bit like Mike and his explanation of how to get to Mansfield ...)
i cant seem to stop watching them
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Do you watch porn films often? I got awfully lost
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davidneale
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What was it like when you last had nooky?
I don't know where it is
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so in order to get a lass pregnant you need to put this in here....
well i try to give a good brushing first or my bath gets covered in grime and hair...
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davidneale
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Do you wash your boy friends back?
I find if I bend it backwards and forwards, it eventually comes off!
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Ragnar
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How do you take your bike off its main stand?
The faster I go the better the feeling.
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davidneale
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Your illness, how long have you got?
I am going to be tied up for the next week.
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Riggy66
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Did you pay your membership to the fetish club? Well - I tried that but it still turned my lips green!
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davidneale
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How about the non radio active lip balm?
I put my foot down and still fell over!
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Ragnar
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What happened when you tried tightrope walking?
The place was full of hippies.
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davidneale
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What did you think of the lovein?
I only said give us a bunk up!
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Ragnar
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Why did Suzi slap your face?
It's nice to feel the wind in my hair.
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what attracted you to joining the baked bean club?
i like rubbing it all over my body and it smells nice
ps. oiiii rags
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Riggy66
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What did you do with the old chip fat? Honest - it just fell apart when I looked at it!
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Ragnar
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What happened to my 2000 piece jigsaw?
It took ten minutes to get it up.
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davidneale
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What happened at the lap dancing club?
I said give me five!
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When you were asked how many Viagra do you need to get going what did you say? Three times so far this week
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How often are you late for work?
Every day I can!
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how many times have you played with action man and barbie?
i prefer teh red ones i think they are more tasty
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