pmsl ..... ummmm .... well Harley.... powderin me nose i aint uma thurman or shoudl i say Mrs Wallis ...... i never look in peeps bathroom cabinet incase they hear me open it........ i mean coz it would be rude.... pmsl
and oily finger prints are okay bt even better when not wasted in a sink pmsl hahahaha
and emz........ im not sure i can even remmeber what colour ya bathroom suite is... pmsl ..... bt i do think it passed the inspection pmsl... gawd ive not had a head like that for a long time..... HANGOVER head that is .... i blame lynn.....
I "know" I posted this earlier today
But it seems to have just disappeared into cyberspace
So here goes again
You've seen my sink suz
Did it pass your inspection
Or was the hangover too distracting to notice
Leave the lad alone - I can't move in my bathroom due to women' s potions...
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing..
@kwakgirl. 'low standards' opposites attract , that's why blokes like soft skinned fragrant curvy women and you lot like to wallow in a bit of 'manimal' filth. I mean you cannot be serious , how on earth can you want to jump in the sack with a ' nobbly , hairy , farty, sweaty, smelly bloke , and that's after a shower. Lol Dusty x
hmmmmm.....currently brewing up eye of newt and toe of frog in my bathroom ....been looking in the garden most of the day from those damn howlets!
@Dusty maybe its me that has the low standards then because actually jumping "in the sack" with anyone would be a novelty! lol note to self...raise the bar a bit....and just order another whisky!
p@KG, now come on , pull the other one.ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff@:?
oops , bloody cat.
your standards can't be that low. I'm quite sure you must have knocked back several dozen ioooooooooooooooool suitors off thicx this site alone , not to mention 'the real world'
Dusty x
hmmmm....LOTS of offers at bodyshop??????? sounds like my sort of place....directions please? any sort of offer would be good
@ Dusty ay im sure you've seen me fighting them all off with a big stick....ooooooppppssssss sorry i mean broomstick! haha
@Jinx....ok but your round next! mines a single malt no ice!
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